I gave my daughter a watch for her birthday. She thought it was so cool and when she showed it to the next door neighbor, he asked, "That's a pretty watch you've got there! Does it tell you the time?"
She laughed and said, "No, this is an old-fashioned watch! You have to look at it!"
What makes my pc so COOL? That thing.
They are so cool!
Why don’t mountains get a sun stroke?
Because they always have snow caps on
My dad was so cool and collected when he explained the tanker rupture to the president...
It was a slick performance.
Why is the letter B so cool?
Because it’s sitting in the middle of the AC
Why was the stadium so cool?
Why are small dried up river beds so cool?
Because they are ex-stream!
So, I was on the train the other day, and you know how it takes a while to get to the city, well my phone battery was flat and I didn't have a book, so I was a bit bored, but then I realised that there is all this cool graffiti on the tunnel walls... and um... so my phone was dead... and.. the city?
Oh darn it! I lost my train of thought.
Aspen trees are so cool.
They’re the most poplar trees in the forest.
Why is it always so cool at a hockey rink?
How do rockstars stay so cool?
i was told abbreviating words would make me look cool, so i replied with
Why are fireworks so cool?
Why are athletes so cool?
My ice machine was really cool, so I decided to encourage it... I said, "good job ice machine, you're crushing it."
Why are constipated people so cool with everything?
A terrorist walks into a bar and says I'm so excited to show everyone this cool bomb they're gonna be blown away!!
Endothermic reactions are so cool!
SO says: we’ve been to a lot of cool places - Uganda, Germany...
I say: yeah, I’ve gone to Germany, have Uganda Germany?
She sighed, then walked over and said “ok, here’s the high five you think you deserve.” She’s a keeper.
I think its so cool how peaceful Bob Ross is
Why are bird pluckers so cool?
They know how to get down.
"Geez, Dad, you're so cool"
"I'm like Kool-aid".
ten minutes later dad runs back into the room
"No! Wait! I'm cooler than Kool-aid. I'm iced tea."
He still calls himself "iced tea" under his breath sometimes.
My friend works as a teacher. She lost her cool with one of the students, so later on the student gave her this... She gave her back her cool...
http://i.imgur.com/nopDbpw.jpg
I gave my daughter a watch for her birthday. She thought it was so cool and when she showed it to the next door neighbor, he asked, "That's a pretty watch you've got there! Does it tell you the time?"
She laughed and said, "No, this is an old-fashioned watch! You have to look at it!"
I gave my daughter a watch for her birthday. She thought it was so cool and when she showed it to the next door neighbor, he asked, "That's a pretty watch you've got there! Does it tell you the time?"
She laughed and said, "No, this is an old-fashioned watch! You have to look at it!"
Why is the letter B so cool?
Because it’s sitting in the middle of the AC
Why was the stadium so cool?
Why was the stadium so cool?
Why was the stadium so cool?
Because it was full of fans!
Why was the stadium so cool?
Cause it was filled with fans.
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