There's so many bad puns on this sub' it's making me just feel numb, and don't talk about the math ones..
..they make me feel even number.
This one is bad. I’m so sorry.
I never understood why people say that a tennis ball hurts so bad.
Velcro is so bad
It's because it's a ripoff!
You play piano so bad...
... that even fourth leg wouldn't help.
All the astronauts I've met are so bad at returning phone calls.
It's like they've fallen off the face of the earth.
Did you know that the pandemic has gotten so bad, they’re letting veterinarians give shots now?
My dog prefers the tequila.
This pun is so bad, somebody should call The Police
I asked my dad why his ghost costume smells so bad.
He told me it was because he was covered in sheet.
Why did the French Halloween ghost costume smell so bad?
Because it was made of old sheet.
My buddy Ian is a strong proponent of state surveillance of citizens. I disagree and think it's a bad idea, so I said...
Day 4: “why do you say so many bad puns”
My jokes are so bad they are fatal
I can confirm they are dadly.
Why did the pencil smell so bad?
I felt so bad when I dropped my toothpaste.
I just saw 10 ants frantically running around my kitchen. I felt bad so I built them a small house.
Now I’m their landlord and I collect rent from my tenants.
If smoking is so bad
Then why does it cure salmon?
I had this one night stand and I felt so bad about it...
So the next morning, I rushed out and bought another one for the other side of the bed.
People often ask me how I can play golf so much and still be so bad at it
I don’t know why I love bad puns so much...
Why did the painting smell so bad
What do you can 2 false statements that are so bad they stun you?
I feel so bad for the floor..
Everyone just walks all over it
So Gandhi fasted every day. His body got weaker and weaker. His feet grew incredibly tough from walking barefoot. He was deep into Hindu spirituality. Unfortunately, he had chronic bad breath.
I guess what I'm trying to tell you is that Gandhi was a super fragile, calloused mystic suffering from halitosis.
My son kept singing the first line to the Spider-Man song over and over. So we took him to the doctor who gave us the bad news:
Our son was trapped in the spider-verse.
Some meat puns are so bad
that I wouldn't wish them upon my wurst enemy.
Why are cats so bad as basketball?
They shoot too many hair balls.
My dad's toothache got so bad
he finally called the dentist at tooth-hurty this afternoon
At the end of the day we can say 2020 wasn't so bad.
Because hindsight is 2020.
Why was Kristoff from Frozen so bad at sports?
Because he didn’t have any coronation.
What’s so bad about fruit being made in factories?
My partner is having a bad day at work, so I thought I would draw his favorite animal with a cute note.
This pandemic got so bad that I had to buy used toilet paper.
It was a shitty situation.
Self isolation is getting so bad I’m starting to crush on my roommate.
And we’ve been married more than 27 years!
What do we do with the jokes that are just so bad?
Serious question here, being seeing a ton more of “dad jokes” that are completely terrible. Not “so bad that they’re good” just, so bad you wonder if they have any humor at all.
My PE teacher told me I was so bad at golf that I should go to golf jail
It would be a shame if they putt me in there.
I was having a bad day so I bought a bottle of vodka,gin and whisky and put them in an elevator and sent them to the top floor. Didn’t have a good reason,
Just needed something to lift my spirits
If this makes me a bad person for laughing at this then so be it its a joke
Wow i have to take onenote from that guy, made me laugh so bad i had to go to the DOC
My SO said I have a bad sense of direction
So I packed my bags and right.
Why are bats so bad at business?
They always fly-by-night.
Some puns are so bad, when I hear them I feel numb
When I hear a math pun, I feel number
I don’t know why i loves bad puns so much.
It’s just how eye roll i guess
I was in my room and saw 10 ants running frantically. I felt bad for them, so I built a house for them. This kinda makes me their landlord and that kinda makes them my...
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