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Sneak Peek Puns

A list of puns related to "Sneak Peek"

What do you call it when a guy tries to sneak peeks at a girl's cleavage?

Cleavesdropping.

Shoutout to my wife for dropping this one on me.

Edit: About 6 people have responded with "peek a boob" already. I applaud the effort, but to me that would be better nickname for nip slips.

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👤︎ u/marco262
📅︎ Dec 08 2016
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I always knock on the fridge door before opening it.
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👤︎ u/ILooveMangoes
📅︎ Feb 25 2019
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My obese parrot died

It was a weight off my shoulder

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👤︎ u/ur_boi_76
📅︎ Sep 15 2019
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The easiest word to spell

People have always told me that icy is the easiest word to spell, and now that I think about it, i see why

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👤︎ u/kaizersozen
📅︎ Dec 14 2017
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He took my wheel to live!
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👤︎ u/Squatyslav
📅︎ Mar 02 2019
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Just witnessed this classic on the bus

Passenger: Which bus are you?

Driver: I'm not a bus, I'm the driver.

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👤︎ u/YourYam
📅︎ Mar 27 2017
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So somebody asked if I can make martial arts joke

I replied I kendo it.

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👤︎ u/lemon_alpha
📅︎ Dec 02 2019
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I entered a dad joke competition and won $1000

It was a grand dad joke

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👤︎ u/huwr
📅︎ Feb 12 2017
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Why is Sunday stronger than Monday?

Because Monday is a weekday...

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👤︎ u/ryannbajaj
📅︎ Apr 13 2019
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Why aren't there any casinos in africa?

Because of all the cheetahs

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👤︎ u/toodaysthrownaway
📅︎ Feb 13 2018
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What do you call a Jamaican man working at a poke salad bar?

Poké-mon

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👤︎ u/imakemoopoints
📅︎ May 16 2018
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