What do you call it when a guy tries to sneak peeks at a girl's cleavage?
Cleavesdropping.
Shoutout to my wife for dropping this one on me.
Edit: About 6 people have responded with "peek a boob" already. I applaud the effort, but to me that would be better nickname for nip slips.
I always knock on the fridge door before opening it.
My obese parrot died
It was a weight off my shoulder
The easiest word to spell
People have always told me that icy is the easiest word to spell, and now that I think about it, i see why
Just witnessed this classic on the bus
Passenger: Which bus are you?
Driver: I'm not a bus, I'm the driver.
So somebody asked if I can make martial arts joke
I replied I kendo it.
I entered a dad joke competition and won $1000
It was a grand dad joke
Why is Sunday stronger than Monday?
Because Monday is a weekday...
Why aren't there any casinos in africa?
Because of all the cheetahs
What do you call a Jamaican man working at a poke salad bar?
Poké-mon
