What do you call a snake that’s into Hip-Hop?

A Raptile

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smoothplatypus
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2018
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Mom joke

In clinic today a female patient was admiring our MA's tattoos and said she had a large tattoo of a snake from her belly button, across her hip, and down to her tailbone. MA apprehensively said yes when asked if she wanted to see it.

Lady lifts up her shirt and... No tattoo.

Patient: "do you see it"?

MA: "no"

Patient: "well then it must have went back in it's hole"!

She was like 60+ years old. Priceless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DTFoldlaundry
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2018
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