I watch movies in my free time, and I cannot fucking stand Bradley Cooper, the smug, pompous, asshole looking douchebag. Everyone I know has nothing but admiration for him, but I think he sucks a glass cock at acting, and directing. This is a point of contention with people, who think I'm batshit crazy for disliking him. I like absolutely nothing about him, and that's the truth. This also goes for Robert Downey Jr., George Clooney, and Anne Hathaway, but that's a story for another day.
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Council - Uri
Uri was sitting in the council chambers with the other members who didn't join Tei on his botched mission. She had a hand rubbing a temple as she endured the shouting arguments of those around her, some demanding war while the others were calling for caution.
The situation was nearly beyond salvageable, but knowing what members were left she had little hope of anyone agreeing to anything intelligent, much less her proposal. They were all either too stubborn, too prideful, or too polarized to go with Tei, while being too fearful of speaking out against him due to his grandmother being council head.
“This is well past a problem! We need to begin mobilizing an army!”
“They captured over a hundred fifty! What would happen if we went in with a thousand or even ten thousand, and they got wiped out all together!”
“They captured and killed our members! What the hell else are we supposed to do!?”
A spike of anger shot through Uri, because there was only one option to save face and start getting there footing in this unfortunate situation. “Negotiate like we should have done from the start! We don't have a choice now!” She yelled in frustration.
“Negotiate!? We are dragons! What would the other races think?!”
“That would worsen the situation!”
“We don't need any more ideas from an initiate!”
Uri was about to point out that she was the only one who argued against Tei, but she bit her tongue, sitting back in her chair as she seethed.
As the arguments continued, a tall and very old looking dragon walked in with a book, and Uri’s lips curled up in amusement. It was Phi, her great-aunt and head of the council. All of the chatter fell into silence as she slowly made her way to the largest seat in the chamber. When she sat down, taking a moment to shift around to get comfortable, she placed the book on the table in front of her and interlaced her fingers on top of it.
Phi’s piercing gaze scanned every person around the massive chamber before she leaned forward with a deep frown. “Fucking children, every one of you.” The words cut through the silence like a knife, only making the thin smile on Uri's face widen.
Phi let out an exasperated breath. “Can anyone here recite to me our creed? And not the crap we peddle to th
... keep reading on reddit ➡The same ignorant cunts who claim to care about saving lives at any cost are rushing to the hospital when they test positive after their sixth swab of the day, taking up valuable time and resources that could be better spent on those with actual illnesses and health concerns. Of course, only days prior these twat-flaps were waiting in line for several hours outside their local GP clinic in the freezing cold and pissing rain for a fucking useless booster jab - once again wasting valuable time and resources.
The same smug assholes who claim to "follow the science" ignore the likes of Robert Malone in favour of faceless, nameless "Experts" and Fact Checkers who are paid to toe the line and spout fear-mongering bullshit. These mealy-mouthed cocksuckers continue to flap their arms in a panic and test themselves at every opportunity despite the overwhelming evidence and data that suggests the Omicron variant is extremely mild. How's that "following the science" exactly? Oh, and these same delusional fuck-wits demand vaccine passports be implemented despite there being no data that supports them and that they have utterly failed in every instance they have been introduced.
The same smooth-brained chodes who claim to be against fascism and Nazis are applauding fascist measures whilst using Nazi terminology to describe the unvaccinated. They will sneer at comparisons to The Holocaust and call them baseless conspiracy theories, all whilst seeing us as sub-human, inferior plague-rats who need to be disposed of. You won't find anyone on our side denying that we want Nuremberg 2.0 to happen.
The same midwit shitheads who claim that we're all a bunch of crazy conspiracy theorists turn around and act like they were ALWAYS aware that vaccine passports, boosters, quarantine camps and the like were going to be a thing, despite denying these things would ever come to pass until they were blue in the face months prior. Good luck gaslighting myocarditis away, you fucking lying, spineless cunts. Call it "post-pandemic stress", blame the fucking change in climate all you like, deep in your damaged heart you'll know YOU were wrong and we were right.
I’ve seen a few comments recently from people asking just HOW bad was Cersei’s administration really? Does she deserve all the derision thrown her way? Whilst not being cast as overtly savvy in the ways of court intrigue in the earlier books, AFFC offered us our first glimpse into the mind of this sheer genius, and oh boy was it something. In honour of one of my favourite POVs, I’ll highlight EVERY mistake she made that lead to her downfall.
Cersei I
- Cersei's first chapter focuses on the immediate aftermath of Tywin’s death. Instead of trying to see exactly how he was murdered, who helped Tyrion and who is innocent, Cersei spends most of her time destroying evidence, from killing the sleeping guards, to removing Shae's body, because what evidence could there be on a dead body, and removing the quarrel from the body. Good way to start.
- When treating Tywin's corpse she makes not Pycelle, the Grandmaester, but Qyburn treat the body, a chainless maester kicked out of the Citadel. Good way to start your reign, openly insulting a member of the Small Council and one of the most powerful institutions on the land.
- Next she immediately asks Jaime to be her hand, a man despised by most of Westeros, with no skill or experience in rulership. All this in public, resulting in him openly scorning her. All great ideas Cersei. And all this is in just her first chapter. The only sane thing she does in it is realize that Varys not spawning in at the scene of the crime is pretty suspicious.
Cersei II
- Up next at the funeral despite smelling the foulness emanating from Tywin ever since he died (probably Oberyn poisoning him, but that's another matter), thinks that Pycelle is to blame for not doing the proper procedures. Again, Cersei why are you actively striving to push away one of the few die hard Lannister loyalists in the Council?
- Next she gives Qyburn free reign to do as he will with Clegane, despite any sane person just beheading him on the spot. In conspiring with Qyburn, Cersei is just inviting all kind of rumors, not to mention the possibility of destroying her reputation if anything gets out about what Qyburn is doing (fun fact, it probably will if FrankenGregor loses his helmet at the Trial by Combat)
- Finally after publicly asking Jaime to be hand she next asks Kevan, insulting him by making him her second choice. When he refuses for a variety of reasons, especially because of her and Lancel, she concludes that he's a traitor that sold out to t
Two weeks ago, I outlined several ways the iconic Elm Street series could be successfully rebooted. I delved into reasons the 2010 remake didn't work as a movie, and suggested ways a proper sequel could resurrect the franchise in ways the remake couldn't.
Now, I'm here to pitch my idea on a new Elm Street sequel which returns Freddy Krueger back to his horror-based roots. I took some cues from story elements in the remake, as well as bits from the original series.
And a little something else, too...
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ELM STREET
Directed by-
Mike Flanagan
Produced by-
Sam Raimi
Music by-
The Newton Brothers
Starring-
Ewan McGregor as Freddy Krueger
Kate Siegel as Sharon Peters
Jacob Tremblay as Will Peters
Dee Wallace as Lena Peters
Jonathan Majors as Detective Carl Carpenter
Kyliegh Curran as Eva Carpenter
Virginia Gardner as Maggie Wells
with Willem Dafoe as Father Martin Peters
and Robert Englund as the Dream Demon
With a cast of newcomers for the extras (and victims)
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The Plot
The film would be a direct sequel to the original and Dream Warriors, ignoring the other films after.
Prologue
In 1968, local priest Martin Peters suffers a terrible nightmare. While his wife Lena tries to comfort him, their young daughter Sharon listens in and catches him saying the words "still burning".
That night, a mysterious fire destroys their house. Sharon's brother Norm is lost in the blaze, and Martin is broken by grief. One night later, Sharon says her prayers before going to bed.
Outside, she is watched by a dark man from across the street.
A man with a fedora, and a glove with sharp blades for fingers...
1994
A grownup Sharon has become a librarian. Her father currently resides in a senior home, and Lena has grown distant from both her husband and daughter.
Sharon, a single mother raising her young son Will, returns to Springwood after moving away years prior, hoping to reconnect with her family.
The violent events in 1984 and the Westin Hills incident in 1987 have been covered up and fallen into obscurity, with no one in town quite knowing what happened. Survivors are said to have either moved out or passed away.
Young Will, an artist taking pills for his insomnia, tries to make new friends at high school. He eventually bonds
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| Guest | Date | Type | VOD | Participants | Finalists & winner(s) | Memorable moments |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Nyanners | Dec 30. | Elimination | Roflgator_YT, Roflgator_Twitch, Sodapoppin_TwitchArchives | Veibae(coach), Sodapoppin(coach), Ironmouse(date), Lacari(date), Surefour(date), MurderCrumpet(date), UzuriMia(date), Kyokeru(date), IRON$JEW(date), Gulliblez(date), Zyzzx_Prime(date), Xconsniper(date), Lazzie(date), S0ra(date), CrazyMango(date), VincentX(date), Chuckmainstreet(date), .Nayuki.(date), Sekine(staff), Erin(staff), Tevin(piano) | >!Kyokeru, UzuriMia, Surefour, VincentX(W)!< | hopoo_feather_and_a_wax_quail, Lacari_confesses, Ironmouse_hugs_Nyanners, Vei_too_far_gone, Snape_trick, Sodapoppin_highlights_video |
| Veibae | Dec 23. | Elimination | Roflgator_Twitch, Roflgator_YT, Sodapoppin_TwitchArchives | Sodapoppin(coach), MurderCrumpet(date), UzuriMia(date), VeronicaJae(date), Aiden(date), [Mura_vr(date)](htt |
Winners
- Women who are anti-diet culture. Nice to see women who embrace self-indulgence.
- Anne Sophie and Colony's friendship. So cute and rings true.
- First season reality show realness. The women haven't started overly performing for the camera yet and we must appreciate this while it lasts.
- Real estate drama, not someone stole someone's boyfriend five years ago or creating drama off camera in attempt to ramp up ratings or whatever.
- Woman led business and Minority led business
- Showcasing black women of different backgrounds. Yes, oui, and sí.
- Rena not being afraid to stand up for herself.
- "Pressure makes diamonds" That needs to be a flair.
- Coworkers who will cry with you when you are at a low moment.
- Anne-Sophie's realistic view of keeping your options open.
- This show has many examples of using true shade masterfully: subtle, back handed insults.
Losers
- Sharelle's leadership skills: She creates an unstable environment. Seemingly poorly coaches her agents. Blatantly shows favoritism and is dismissive toward concerns. Alienates people. Hides her desk in the back instead of being among the other agents where she could better mentor them and keep track of deals. May think she's better than everyone else. Absentee at work to follow her man in Tampa under the guise of "growing her business". Willy Nilly changing the commission split. Talks shit about other coworkers to other coworkers behind their backs. Yikes! I wouldn't want to work there.
- Colony inviting her client to the pool just to have her coworkers circle him like vultures and leer at him like men at a construction site watching a pretty woman walking past.
- Wearing inappropriate clothes to work. Using T&A to sell homes.
- Juawanna smugly enjoying being the favorite.
- The homes aren't that great, but I'm biased since I'm from LA
- Tenille making a passive aggressive shamey joke about Colony and reveling in Alexis's struggles/failures. Tenille not being able to apologize for starting a fight even though Alexis apologized. Can't stand people like that. Just squash it and move on!
- Alexis not being able to learn the freaking specs of ONE house. Jesus P Christ that was bad!
- Colony naively loyal to Sharelle when Sharelle can't even give her some menial job of authority at the brokerage. Also, tattling on Anne Sophie and Rena for thinking about moving on.
- Edit: Forgot about that "sperm retention" date. Why would anyone set you up with that guy?? He was on par
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
I should preface this by clarifying that she's not a wrestling fan in the traditional sense. She's a fan of good television, and she believes wrestling can be good television, yet if I don't suggest a match or watch a show with her, she doesn't watch it at all. After 2+ months of NXT 2.0, she's gained a sense of who's who, what's what, and where they're trying to take the show. That's fine by me, I'm done trying to get her into wrestling the way a wrestling fan is. That being said, she has quite strong opinions on it all, so it seems right to share them, the thoughts of a true "casual" fan in an age where CM Punk thinks they don't exist anymore.
From what I can tell, she doesn't have a particular feeling about styles of wrestling. Hardcore appeals to her, but simply because it's the easiest wrestling to compare to a fight scene. Comedy too, as her favorites outside of NXT 2.0 are comedic (Dude Love, Toru Yano, and Curry Man.) Technical, big man, high flying, it's all fine with her. Her taste in wrestlers is similar, though she’s generally more engaged by women.
Favourite Men:
- Joe Gacy and Harland:
She loves Gacy plenty on his own, but putting him with Harland adds something. "Auschwitz Survivor and his woke grandson kill people" was her exact comment. In hindsight, it doesn't surprise me that Joe is her favorite. We're both fat nerds who love good tendies and good storytelling, and as much as people like to say otherwise, Gacy tells a fantastic story.
2.Kyle O'Reilly & Von Wagner: From the moment she saw Von Wagner jump into Kyles locker to shield him from the wet british melts, she knew there was something there. As the weeks went on, this duo started to solidify themselves to her as some of the most entertaining characters on television.
Kyle, a grizzled veteran at only 34 years old. Technician standout with a comedic streak turned PG Joker turned bitcoin invester. She's never not liked Kyle, but in NXT 2.0, he's soared to her. She especially likes that he just does what he wants, including challenging Karrion Kross and doing coke in the woods with Von Wagner
Von Wagner. In her words, "The Doomguy of being a Minnesotan." He has an absolutely indomitable energy that she loves. Von Wagner almost appeals to her like a Better Call Saul character more than a wrestler, but his wrestling catches her eye as well. His promos were an instant highlight of any Dynamite. Favorite moment is when Kyle started punching him, and his reaction was K
... keep reading on reddit ➡Anglo-Saxon right-wingers like Dennis Prager and Jordan Peterson love to repeat the word 'freedom'. That is probably their favourite word next to Western Civilization. Which is ironic because the right-wing of the Anglosphere has historically been the group that ALWAYS undermined people's individual freedoms. They are the ones pushing for Taliban-style laws on abortion, they are the ones pushing for stricter, more puritanical dress codes, and of course, historically, it was right wingers who owned slaves, and progressives who fought against it. They were the ones trying to prevent women's right to vote, and of course, right wingers were the ones who were staunchly against interracial marriage. Right wingers were the ones trying tooth and nail to hold on to their colonies while progressives like Robert Louis Stevenson were the ones supporting the locals in their decolonization struggle. If you're far left wing, the worst you can be is a smug obnoxious SJW. But if you're far right wing, that would make you a Fascist.
Right wingers like JP, have had, historically, no part in contributing to the freedom they keep boasting on and on about. If the West, hypothetically speaking, is the freest most tolerant society in the world that they claim it to be, it is no thanks to the Capitalist imperialist right wingers that they are so, and all due to their enemies who are decried as 'wokeists' and 'SJWs'. Remember - these are the very people who would have no qualms about exporting the West's misery abroad and keeping women from the voting booth, if it were up to them. They are basically piggybacking off the achievements of their progressive counterparts after spending over a century undermining them. It's kind of like switching teams just before the end of a match, when you realize the other team is winning.
When fellas like Jordan Peterson and Coach Red Pill talk about freedom, they are talking about THEIR freedom as right wingers to do as they please without consequences. They don't actually give a shit about other people's freedoms. They actually don't give a crap about, say, the right of a man to wear women's clothing and not be persecuted for it, and they have time and again expressed sympathy for a 'regulated sexual marketplace' - basically a society in which every man, no matter how ugly or undesirable, will be allotted a wife - to prevent men from going on shooting sprees for not being able to get laid.
You know I remember a video in which Coach Red Pill
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“I am probably a type O” said the rabbit.
As I reflect on my situation I realize some serious violations of the basic human rights of many people in this country and the rest of the world are being trampled, those that know yet turn an apathetic blind eye to what's happening are no better than white German citizens who ignored the holocaust and will all be labeled co-conspirators.
Throughout the course of history chips have never fallen in the favor of these type of people, it may take some time but what they're doing they will eventually be held accountable for. Since Trump got elected they've drastically expanded their attack on the good citizens of the world. They've never been able to shake their smug, self-righteous view of the world in which we live and been able to view things objectively. They're a bunch of classist, racist imbeciles, who have been given access to way to much power over the lives of their neighbors.
I believe what's happening is a prequel to civil and global war. The value of fiat currency will decrease as region after region is destabilized. That's why I believe a lot of this terrorist activity is being financed with crypto. We need to regulate crypto quickly if we're ever going to end this torture program. They could do something like tie all crypto exchanges to your identity, that way they could trace the major players in this attempt at another holocaust. They plan to kill us slowly. I always ate healthy and exercised frequently, I stayed in good shape and visited the doctor regularly, but for some reason a group of people where I'm from assumed I was just some homeless junkie that they could kick around indefinitely. I was an avid outdoor sports enthusiast, this can be proven easily just by looking at the places that employed me.
I have been reflecting and I realize this surveillance has been happening to me for a long time. In the early 2000's I lived in Portland, OR. I was robbed by a lady of questionable character that was performing a strip tease in my living room. I got up and went to the bathroom and she stole some money and cd player, I ran out to catch her but her car pulled off as I exited the building. A few moments later there was a knock on my door, I answered it and there was a man a did not know, he had a smile on his face, he shook his head as if to say, "sorry about your luck buddy" he handed me a tall boy beer without saying a word and walked off.
I believe my cousin who was a major drug trafficker possibly fingered me as some kind of drug supp
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Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?
Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
He lost May
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.
Gender is fluid.
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
#Part 1 - BADASS WOMAN IN BLOODY SNOW: An Aiel woman who is PREGNANT defeats 7 GROWN ASS MEN on her own. She was a true warrior. An epitome of female strength. A heroic entity. Despite the excruciating pain she felt as she neared labor, she didn't shed a single tear. How BRAVE!!!!! When she thinks she has defeated everyone, and lays down tired, another soldier arrives. ALAS. Good fight choreography though. I praise the stunt director of this scene. But no way in hell Rand is her son. That WHINY ASS boy who runs and cries all the time cannot share the same blood as this SUPERWOMAN.
Wait.......Rand got none of his mother's characteristics. His father might have been a whiny ass too. That is an absolute masterstroke from Rafe.
#Part 2 - BADASS WOMEN AND WHINY/USELESS MEN INSIDE THE WAYS: Inside the ways, Rand confronts Moiraine about leaving Mat. She shuts his whiny ass down and tells him that Mat has FUCKING EVIL and moves forward. They think about opening the waygate, but wait.....Loial says, "Channeling will bring MACHIN SHIN down on them. When Nynaeve asks about Machin Shin, LOIAL IGNORES HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(The sheer audacity of Rafe!! LET HIM EXPLAIN MAN.)
Rand whines again to others that they shouldn't leave Mat behind to which Egwene the UNBREAKABLE says, "We didn't leave him behind, He left them".
Rand whines again, tears in his eyes (awww poor Rand is feeling sad). To this Nyneave the WISE says, "When this is all over, we'll find him".
They move forward with Moiraine leading the lines. (Who needs Loial to show directions? Moiraine knows the WAYS better than Ogiers cuz SHE BADASS). They then come across a guide-stone which looks ravaged by some creature...HMMM, what could it be?
Alas, Moiraine can't read what's on the guidestone. She asks Loial for help who asks for the PATIENCE of others. Rand complains like a SILLY BOY and is completely ignored. Moiraine asks everyone to rest and says, "It's a day's journey at least to The Eye of the World"(It seems anyone can visit the EYE through a waygate here in this world).
Everone lies down. Silly Boy Rand and Egwene the Unbreakable cuddle together. Man-baby Perrin with drool dripping from his lips looks at the two lovebirds and rubs his nose (WOOOAAAHHH,WE REALIZE THAT PERRIN LOVES EGWENE!!!! Poor Perrin. His life is full of tragedies). Nynave the Wise knows about Perrin's feelings. But she is WISE and so she shuts up and goes to sleep.
Amidst the sleep, E
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For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
He’s the new temp.
And now I’m cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But that’s comparing apples to oranges
Mentos
(I will see myself out)
We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.
