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This was a back-up strip that ran along SMOKEY STOVER back when newspapers were much larger and Sunday comics had room to breathe and experiment. Bill Holman drew an odd strip, that's for sure. The adventures of a fireman and his chief, as well as their wives and cronies, were just a vehicle for a mass of sight gags, horrendous puns and disturbing art. People and objects tended to wander out of the panels, there were these enigmatic and vaguely ominous phrases scattered all over ("Foo," "Notary Sojac" and "1506 nix-nix," were most common) and the reaction shots involved dentures flying out of mouths and ears whirling away. There was also the habit Smokey and Chief Nutt had of addressing each other as "girlie," "cutie," and "sweetie." SMOKEY STOVER ran from 1935 to 1973, and remains a gem of the screwball outlook.
Anyway, Spooky was a typical cartoon cat, concerned with her own comfort and meals no matter how much distress she caused getting them. I've often wondered about the red bandage tied to her tail... it was there year after year.
Last night I made a Giant post of all the unreleased songs and when the came out, but I also had this list of all the co-writers that were involved with all of them that I had thrown together. This isn't as comprehensive but I hope you still enjoy it!
Taylor: You Don’t Have to Call, Your Face, Wonderful Things, Wait for Me, Under My Head, Timeless, Too Beautiful, This Here Guitar, Someone Just Told Me, Someone Loves You, Spinning Around, Mandolin, Never Mind, Lucky You, Live for the Little Things, Let’s Go, In the Pouring Rain, I’d Lie, I’m Looking Out for You, Your Face, Honey Baby, His Lies, I Can See You, For You, Foolish One, Didn’t They, Cross My Heart, Castle’s Crumbling, Brand New World, Bother Me, Angelina, American Boy, Don’t Hate Me For Loving You, Smokey Black Nights, Point of View, Fire
Liz Rose: You Do, TMZ, Never Mind, Matches, Made Up You, Love to Lose, Fall Back on You, All Night Diner, Acting Like a Boy, All Night Diner, Check Out this View, Look at You Like That, Love They Haven’t Thought of Yet, Perfect I have Loved, Stupid Boy, Thinking ‘Bout You, Tell Me, Her
Liz Rose and Brian Maher: Rain Song, Sweet Tea and God’s Graces, What Do You Say, Who I’ve Always Been
Brad and Brett Warren: Welcome Distraction, Long Time Going
Brett Beavers: Being With My Baby, Wildflower
Brett Beavers and Deric J Ruttan: By the Way
Matthew Jenkins: This One’s Different
Scooter Carusoe: Thirteen Blocks, Pretty Words
Randy Contor and Jodi Marr: Scream
Steve Bogard and Jeremy Stover: Revenge
Michael Patrick Heeney: None of The Above
Sharon Vaughn: Me & Britney, Closest to a Cowboy
Robert Ellis Orrall: Need You Now, Just South of Knowing Why, Dark Blue Tennessee, Better Off
Martin Johnson: Drama Queen
Brett Beavers and Deric Ruttan: By the Way
Tammy Hyler: Brought Up That Way
Oscar Thomas Holter, Max Martin, and Shellback: Family
Lorraine Ann McKenna: I Bet You Think About Me
Kathleen Hanson and Nicolas Brophy: Permanent Marker
Robert Ellis Orrall and Angelo Thomas Petraglia: What Do You Say
Phil
Go post NSFW jokes somewhere else. If I can't tell my kids this joke, then it is not a DAD JOKE.
If you feel it's appropriate to share NSFW jokes with your kids, that's on you. But a real, true dad joke should work for anyone's kid.
Mods... If you exist... Please, stop this madness. Rule #6 should simply not allow NSFW or (wtf) NSFL tags. Also, remember that MINORS browse this subreddit too? Why put that in rule #6, then allow NSFW???
Please consider changing rule #6. I love this sub, but the recent influx of NSFW tagged posts that get all the upvotes, just seem wrong when there are good solid DAD jokes being overlooked because of them.
Thank you,
A Dad.
Well, toucan play at that game.
Martin Freeman, and Andy Serkis.
They also play roles in Lord of the Rings.
I guess that makes them the Tolkien white guys.
She said apple-lutely
'Eye-do'
This is my first post pls don't kill me lol.
The people in the comment section is why I love this subreddit!!
Cred once again my sis wants credit lol
I heard parents named their children lance a lot.
First post please don't kill me
Edit: i went to sleep and now my inbox is dead, thank you kind strangers for the awards!
second hand stores!
Old Neeeeiiiiighvy
it's Hans free now..
10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too
A buck-an-ear!
I Thank ye kind Matey for the booty! I be truly overwhelmed! Thank you!
Holy cow! Thank you everyone for the upvotes and awards! I wasn’t expecting this!
He should have a good vowel movement. His next diaper change could spell disaster though.
Making it all the way home and realizing that they forgot one of the containers:
Riceless
That was the punchline
Japan.
Without missing a beat he asks "Daddy, do you know how much room you need to grow Fungi like that?"
I did not know.
So he tells me "as Mushroom as possible!"
So proud.
Feyonce
He was so brave and even tried to encourage us, the family around him, with his last breaths. He kept whispering to us to Be Positive.
He said, “Change the batteries in your hearing aid”.
She was pretty mad when I only picked seven up
So far no one has given me a straight answer.
Alzheimer, Grandma, it's Alzheimer.
Transparent
(sorry it sucks, it's like 2:30 in the morning right now and I haven't slept)
(Edit: holy shit! I wasn't expecting this to get so many upvotes. Also thanks for the awards guys, I really appreciate it!)
You look for the fresh prints!
It’s a dad-ly disease.
Happy Father’s Day to all the dads that get me though my day to day life, without you Dad Jokes wouldn’t mean a thing 😉
