Smile For The Camera Puns

My girlfriend was looking at tumblr and comes across an adorable picture of a pig smiling at the camera.

She shows me and says "look at this pig posing for a picture!"

I say, "yes, he's quite the ham"

I was taking photos of my dog and I tell my dad,

Me - "Everytime the camera went "click" Nate would smile for me"

Dad-"Oh you must have an American camera"

Me-"Uh what?"

Dad-"If it was Asian made it would go "crick""

Oh subtle dad racism