A list of puns related to "Slumberland Records"
Hey! I'm looking for the vinyl release of Go Sailor recordings that Slumberland put out in 2011. Color vinyl edition or regular, I don't really care as long as the copy is in good condition. Could do trades potentially, DM please if you've got one and make my dreams come true. I have great ebay feedback/socials etc. to share if needed since I'm a new reddit user. thanks!
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Just want to preface this by saying, all of this work and research was done by u/Adapt_Evolve_Become so shout out to their family! I wanted to make sure this got saved since its well done research and probably took a long time to put together.
The Handmade Bracelets Debacle [Trisha Paytas' Endless Greed]
In 2012, Trisha announced she is selling handemade swarovski bracelets to her followers. (Note: She couldn't even pronounce swarovski properly!) It was later revealed that she purchased the rhinestone shamballa bracelets from eBay for $1-5, says she handmade them and in true Trisha greedy fashion, offered the bracelets to her young followers for a hefty $25 (the price jacked up 5 times). Here is a video.
Being Gay IS A Choice [Trisha Paytas' Ignorance of LGBT Community]
In 2014, Trisha uploaded a video spewing homophobic nonsense, claiming bisexuality does not exist (Poor Shane Dawson...), that we're "all a little gay," comparing gay marriage to animal marriage e.g. "marry a horse," and that people choose to be gay, e.g. "your sin of choice." Due to backlash, the video was removed one day later and ever since, in podcasts, she has claimed it's a "trolling" video to get coin.
On October 7th 2019, Trisha Paytas uploads a video titled, I AM TRANSGENDER (FEMALE TO MALE). Due to massive backlash from her audience, LGBT community and even popular transYouTubers, she eventually removed it from YouTube a month later.
On 27th October 2019, Trisha Paytas - H3 Podcast #152 is uploaded. She conflates being a drag queen with being transgender. When asked to describe what makes her male, she claims she has a "male energy" and it's "how she feels inside." She asserts you "can be a gay man and a lesbian." When Ethan jokes, "Hila and me are lesbians, we're gay for each other," Trisha gasps and says, "You can't do that!" Even though that is technically what she's doing, claiming she is a gay transgender man while looking like a heterosexual woman who has monetised her female sexuality for clicks, views and profit since 2007. Ethan asked if the trans video was monteised since there were midroll ads on the video, T
... keep reading on reddit β‘New Music Friday is the weekly thread dedicated to cataloging all the Album/EP releases that came out this week, including non-subreddit relevant releases. This is also a great place to discuss these albums, or bring to our attention other albums released this week.
>β "this seems intriguing after a cursory look"
>β "im interested in this for one reason or another"
>β€οΈ "ive been waiting for weeks, months/i'm absolutely in love with this"
β€οΈ Emma Ruth Rundle - Engine of Hell
Label: Sargent House
Genre: Singer/songwriter, Contemporary Folk
Snail Mail - Valentine
Label: Matador
Genre: Indie Rock, Indie Pop
Radiohead - KID A MNESIA (Compilation)
Label: XL
Genre: Art Rock, Experimental Rock, Electronic
β€οΈ Bent Knee - Frosting
Label: Take This to Heart
Genre: Art Pop, Experimental Rock, Hyperpop
β€οΈ MΓL - DIORAMA
Label: Nuclear Blast
Genre: Blackgaze, Melodic Black Metal
β Hana Vu - Public Storage
Label: Ghostly
Genre: Indie Pop
β€οΈ Sloppy Jane - Madison
Label: Saddest Factory
Genre: Art Pop, Progressive Pop, Baroque Pop
β Gnod - La mort du sens
Label: Rocket
Genre: Noise Rock, Krautrock
Parcels - Day/Night
Label: Because
Genre: Boogie, Disco
Air - More Hertz (Compilation)
Label: Parlophone
Genre: Downtempo, Electronic
Penelope Isles - Which Way To Happy
Label: Bella Union
Genre: Indie Rock, Indie Pop
Nation of Language - A Way Forward
Label: [PIAS]
Genre: Synthpop, New Wave, Minimal Synth
β€οΈ Glassing - Twin Dream
Label: Brutal Panda
Genre: Post-Hardcore, Post-Metal, Screamo
β Jaala - Gap Tooth
Label: Heavy Machinery
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... keep reading on reddit β‘Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Buenosdillas
Theyβre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
I won't be doing that today!
You take away their little brooms
[Removed]
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
Why
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
There hasn't been a post all year!
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