As part of a recent SEUS serial on r/WritingPrompts I may have created a lore around the Christmas Sloth, a mythical immortal sloth who brings presents to the children of the world. In full celebration of the Christmas Sloth's wonder, I bring to you all five verses of O Christmas Sloth.
O Chritmas Sloth, O Christmas Sloth
On Christmas Eve you awake now
O Chritmas Sloth, O Christmas Sloth
On Christmas Eve you awake now
You hear the call, of children's dreams
Through time streams, make smiles beam
O Chritmas Sloth, O Christmas Sloth
On Christmas Eve you awake now
O Christmas Sloth, O Christmas Sloth
Your mossy fur's so lovely
O Christmas Sloth, O Christmas Sloth
Your mossy fur's so lovely
Come rain or shine, or Arctic snow
You move so slow, that plants can grow,
O Christmas Sloth, O Christmas Sloth
Your mossy fur's so lovely
O Christmas Sloth, O Christmas Sloth,
We hope this tune gives you courage,
O Christmas Sloth, O Christmas Sloth,
We hope this tune gives you courage
As you fly, we'll be singing,
Tasks Herculean, Sisuphean,
O Christmas Sloth, O Christmas Sloth,
We hope this tune gives you courage
O Christmas Sloth, O Christmas Sloth
Time traveling with presents
O Christmas Sloth, O Christmas Sloth
Time traveling with presents
Every year, you bring to me,
Gifts near the tree, wrapped perfectly
O Christmas Sloth, O Christmas Sloth
Time traveling with presents
O Christmas Sloth, O Christmas Sloth
For years you work ne'er tiring
O Christmas Sloth, O Christmas Sloth
For years you work ne'er tiring
Takes you decades, for us one night,
But at morn's light, You leave such a sight
O Christmas Sloth, O Christmas Sloth
For years you work ne'er tiring
O Christmas Sloth, O Christmas Sloth
Your yearly work is done now
O Christmas Sloth, O Christmas Sloth
Your yearly work is done now
Now you can sleep, Till Christmas Eve
Dreams come believed, is what you leave
O Christmas Sloth, O Christmas Sloth
Your yearly shift is done now
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Edit: I CANNOT send mail to the following countries:
Angola, Brunei, Chad, Cuba, French Guiana, Guadeloupe, Liberia, Libya, Madagascar, Martinique, Mauritius, Niger, Panama, Republic of Congo, Reunion (Bourbon), Saint Pierre and Miquelon (Miquelon), Seychelles, Sierra Leone, South Sudan, Tajikistan, Timor-Leste, Turkmenistan, or Yemen. This is due to mail suspension according to USPS.
I have a slight problem with buying cards. I have a ton of Christmas/holiday cards that I bought for half price one year after Christmas was over. I go on hiatus somewhat often, especially after making Google Forms. Since this is a year when I am carding leading up to the holiday season, I plan to offer some of them!
My first offer will be for this complete, unopened box of sloth-themed Christmas cards. They do say Christmas on the inside, but they are not religious, and they also use the term "Slothmas." So if any of that would offend you, please do not request this card.
I have 18 sloth cards. In order to make this fair, I will leave this offer open for just under two days. It is currently about 1am Tuesday November 17th in my time zone (US Central Standard Time, aka UTC-6), and I will close the offer and choose winners on Wednesday November 18th sometime between 8pm and midnight. (43 to 47 hours, if you're curious.)
There will be 18 recipients chosen. If you want the chance for a sloth card, please leave a comment containing the phrase "Sloth it up!" Please do not PM/chat me your address at this point. I will inform the winners and request their address at the close of the contest.
If you are not selected to get a sloth card, I may offer you another holiday card from my collection. It depends on how I feel after sending out 18 cards, lol!
I am keeping track of who I send holiday cards to, so each person will receive a maximum of one. I've only sent out one so far, though, so don't worry too much about checking if you're already a recipient!
At this point, I am not certain of how diligent I will be with thank you posts. So while you are welcome to send me a card, please know that you may not receive a post. If you are not interested in exchanging, THAT IS TOTALLY FINE. No pressure! I don't need cards in return.
TL;DR:
- Enter to win sloth card with phrase "Sloth it up!"
- Do not send address at this time; I will request it if I win.
- Max of one (1) holiday card per person across all my offers.
Edit to add: If you would
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