Slippery Ice Puns

A list of puns related to "Slippery Ice"

Let’s start this off by breaking the ice. It’s a slippery subject, but I know we can crack it!
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👤︎ u/JoFish484
📅︎ Jan 31 2020
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Dad told me an old one he once said to a friend

The two were ice fishing, and the wind had blown away some patches that became really slippery, and the two of them weren't wearing any boot spikes. Dad slips and falls right on his chin, seeing stars and nearly passed out. tries to get up but can't, just lays face down on the ice for a bit to get his bearings.

Friend: Hey Bill you alright?

Dad: Yeah I'm fine, I got ice on it.

apparently the friend laughed so hard he slipped and fell on the ice as well

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👤︎ u/iceman19-2000
📅︎ Dec 21 2013
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Dad pulled this one while leaving a friends house

As we walked outside the porch was slippery with ice. Our family friend steps out the door and shouts at us: "Watch the ice!". My dad responded with: "Why? Does it do tricks?" and giggled triumphantly

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👤︎ u/SophisticatedBaboon
📅︎ Dec 29 2013
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