What do you call a woke canine?

Awarewolf.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JBrowne1702
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2022
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Which type of animal is sometimes encouraged not to tell the truth?

Dogs. Cos we let sleeping dogs lie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xiaodaireddit
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2021
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A dog sleepwalks into a bar . . .

He tells the bartender β€œZZZ I’m a cat ZZZ I’m a cat”. The bartender says β€œYes sir you are.” The sleepwalking dog leaves and a patron says β€œWhy did you agree with him? That dog’s not a cat!!” The bartender replies, β€œSometimes you gotta let sleeping dogs lie.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
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