My son got angry when I told him β€œSky is the limit for you”.

He wants to be an astronaut.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thedeathwaiter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2022
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The sky’s the limit
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πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2021
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When I was growing up, my dad always used to tell me, β€œThe Sky’s the Limit!”

He was never supportive of my dreams of becoming an astronaut.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2019
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When I was a kid, they told "The Skies the limit!" - Jokes on them.

I'm an astronaut.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2019
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My dad always used to say, "The sky's the limit!"

Which is probably why he got fired from his job at N.A.S.A.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2017
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As a child, I wanted to be an astronaut but my parents didn't allow it.

They said the sky is the limit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrPantaleon
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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I was rejected from the astronaut academy

I guess the sky is my limit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PossiblyDumb66
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2019
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If you want to major in calculus...

the sky is the "limit"...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/razzlesnazzlepasz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2017
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Why did not become an astronaut?

My parents told me the sky was the limit for my job opportunities. help me

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πŸ“…︎ May 20 2018
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Dad joked at the bar

I was over at a bar with some buddies and told them I had to leave soon after drinking 5 or 6 beers. One of my buddies told me to wait, because he wanted to buy a round of Sky vodka shots to celebrate his promotion. I looked at him and the group and said...

"Alright guys, but i'm leaving after this, because the sky is the limit."

Groans were soon followed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kraziefrazie
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2014
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FWD: Fwd: FWD FWD: Fwd: Emails from Dad

MAN LAWS

The International Rules of Manhood

1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:

(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.

(b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.

(c) After wrecking your boss' car.

(d) When she is using her teeth.

3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies.

4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.

5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her.

6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.

7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the birthday boy's choice.

8: On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.

9: When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.

10: You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment, she's officially your girlfriend.

11: It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach... and it's delivered by a topless model and only when it's free.

12: Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another guy in the nuts.

13: Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.

14: Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.

15: If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything.

16: Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers.

17: A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.

18: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, that's just greedy.

19: If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer.

20: Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours, except if she's withholding

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CampConcentration
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2014
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My son got angry when I told him "Sky is the limit for you".

He wants to be an astronaut.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rhshi14
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2021
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I could have been an astronaut...

but my parents told me the sky was the limit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdryan1
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2020
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DREAMS

I wanted to be an astronaut when I was a kid but my parents told me the sky was the limit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RunnagL
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2019
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