Skew Partition Puns

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

The nurse asked the rabbit, “what is your blood type?”

“I am probably a type O” said the rabbit.

Objectives of Milvus vector database

When the idea of the Milvus vector database first came to our minds, we wanted to build a data infrastructure that could help people accelerate AI adoptions in their organizations.

Milvus in AI/ML applications Development Cycle

We have set two crucial objectives for the Milvus project to fulfill this mission.

Ease of use

AI/ML is an emerging area where new technologies keep coming out. Most developers are not entirely familiar with the fast-growing technologies and tools of AI. Developers have already consumed most of their energies finding, training, and tuning the models. It's hard for them to spend additional efforts handling the large amounts of embedding vectors generated by the models. Not to mention the manipulation of a large volume of data is always a very challenging task.

Thus we give "ease of use" a very high priority since it could significantly reduce the development cost.

Low running costs

One of the primary hurdles of AI in production is to justify the return of investment. We would have more opportunities to put our AI applications into production with lower running costs. And it would be conducive to lifting the margin of potential benefits.

Design principles of Milvus 2.0

We made a start towards these goals in Milvus 1.0. But it's far from enough, especially in scalability and availability. Then we started the development of Milvus 2.0 to improve these points. The principles we have laid down for this new version include:

• Aiming for high scalability and availability
• Building upon mature cloud infrastructure and practice
• Minimum performance compromise in the cloud

In other words, we want to make the Milvus database cluster cloud-native.

The evolution of database clusters

The vector database is a new species of database, as it handles new types of data (vectors). But it still shares the same challenges as other databases, with some of its own requirements. In the rest of this article, I will focus on what we have learned from the existing database cluster implementations and the thinking process of how we designed the new Milvus group architecture.

If you are interested in the implementation details of Milvus group components, please stay on top of the Milvus documentation. We will continuously p

The doctor says it terminal.

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

Hello all,

Following this guide:

https://hummingbot.io/en/blog/2020-07-deploying-hummingbot-on-a-raspberry-pi/

Within the conda environment, running

hummingbot && ./clean && ./compile

I get a couple of compiling errors:

(hummingbot) pi@raspberrypi:~ $ cd hummingbot && ./clean && ./compile
Cleaning up all intermediate and compiled files generated from Cython compilation...
Done!
Warning: passing language='c++' to cythonize() is deprecated. Instead, put "# distutils: language=c++" in your .pyx or .pxd file(s)
Compiling hummingbot/connector/connector/balancer/dummy.pyx because it changed.
Compiling hummingbot/connector/connector/terra/dummy.pyx because it changed.
Compiling hummingbot/connector/connector/uniswap/dummy.pyx because it changed.
Compiling hummingbot/connector/connector/uniswap_v3/dummy.pyx because it changed.
Compiling hummingbot/connector/connector_base.pyx because it changed.
Compiling hummingbot/connector/derivative/binance_perpetual/dummy.pyx because it changed.
Compiling hummingbot/connector/derivative/bybit_perpetual/dummy.pyx because it changed.
Compiling hummingbot/connector/derivative/dydx_perpetual/dummy.pyx because it changed.
Compiling hummingbot/connector/derivative/perpetual_finance/dummy.pyx because it changed.
Compiling hummingbot/connector/exchange/ascend_ex/ascend_ex_active_order_tracker.pyx because it changed.
Compiling hummingbot/connector/exchange/beaxy/beaxy_active_order_tracker.pyx because it changed.
Compiling hummingbot/connector/exchange/beaxy/beaxy_exchange.pyx because it changed.
Compiling hummingbot/connector/exchange/beaxy/beaxy_in_flight_order.pyx because it changed.
Compiling hummingbot/connector/exchange/beaxy/beaxy_order_book.pyx because it changed.
Compiling hummingbot/connector/exchange/binance/binance_exchange.pyx because it changed.
Compiling hummingbot/connector/exchange/binance/binance_in_flight_order.pyx because it changed.
Compiling hummingbot/connector/exchange/binance/binance_order_book.pyx because it changed.
Compiling hummingbot/connector/exchange/bitfinex/bitfinex_active_order_tracker.pyx because it changed.
Compiling hummingbot/connector/exchange/bitfinex/bitfinex_exchange.pyx because it changed.
Compiling hummingbot/connector/exchange/bitfinex/bitfinex_in_flight_order.pyx beca

Do your worst!

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

Mathematical puns makes me number

We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

He lost May

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.

Gender is fluid.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

And now I’m cannelloni

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

And boy are my arms legs.

Put it on my bill

Amy

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

BamBOO!

They’re on standbi

A play on words.

Calcium, nickel, neon

My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.

He’s the new temp.

Pilot on me!!

Until he discovered it was extra sharp.

Christopher Walken

Nothing, he was gladiator.