Because he's catacomb his hair.
He says "give me a beer and a mop."
He had nobody to go with
Because it didn't have the guts!
Dm: You walk into a room full of skeletons holding onto rusted weapons
Friend #1: Ok.... Uhhhh... Lets disarming the skeletons b4 they come alive.
Friend #2:Good idea, Ill grab the one with the spear.
Friend #3:Ill grab the one with the swords.
Me: and ill grab their arms :>
Friends and DM: -_-
The lab tech said the skeleton had nobody.
cause nothing gets under their skin ah ah ah ah ah ah
Because he didn't have the guts to do it.
The trombone... Wait... something isn’t right. They don’t have no lungs. So it has to be... the bonegos.
Because he had no body!
Tomorrow is joke day at school for my kindergartner so I went to tell my daughter a joke to tell. Tells me she already had one and tells me this! Lol proud dad..
He didn't have the guts to finish the job.
Because they don't have any body to go with.
I was like, well damn.
I think he's a lyre.
E.T. Bone Home.
It didint have the guts.
Immediately the bartender tells him to get out "We don't serve pieces of string here!"
The piece of string is a bit disappointed, but has an idea. He ruffles his top and returns to the bar.
"I told you to get out. We don't serve pieces of string here!" said the bartender
The string replies "A piece of string ?? I'm a frayed knot!"
Because dogs were chasing it.
They’re impervious to the pleasures of the flesh!
Nothing gets under their skin
Bone narrow!
NoBODY's Fool - Cinderella
He was coffin! 🤣💀⚰️
Bartender says, "we don't serve strings here."
The string goes outside, ties himself in a knot, frays his hair.
The string goes back inside. The bartender serves him a drink and says, "hey wait a minute, weren't you that string from earlier?"
And the string says, "I'm a frayed knot!"
They don’t have any organs.
A bone and arrow (Kid loves to play minecraft sooo... yeah)
Well, then I’d say you were a lyre.
She told me to collagen.
They should know violins is never the answer..
Isthereanywhereicangetabeerouthere and then the other replies with Notheresnospacebar
His bone ami.
I shit you knot
I still don’t get why she wanted me to urinate on a skeleton...
He says, “Bartender, give me a pitcher of beer and a mop.”
And a mop
The skeleton says, “Gimme a beer and a mop.”
A mop.
Because nothing gets under their skin
Because nothing gets under there skin
"Get me a drink...and a mop."
Because they don't have any body to go with.
Source: Borrowed from r/UncleJokes
