A list of puns related to "Sirf Tum"
DILBAR DILBAR REMIX 2018 | OLD REMIX 2018 | SIRF TUM | Alka Yagnik
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So,I was on my way home with a friend and I was just going through the top posts of the sub called r/unchainedmelancholy when I came across a post about a Russian doctor (scientist?) who created a two headed dog that lived for 4 days. It was obviously very interesting and my friend and I started discussing about it. We were also praising the doctor for his achievements although it wasn't an ethical experiment. Just then this woman sitting on the opposite berth said,"humare desh m yeh sab bohot prachin kaal m kiya jaa chuka hai."
Here's how the rest of the conversation went:
Me: kya experiments hue hain?
Her: books padh k khud ptaa lgaa lena tum log
Me: Aunty,aap bol rahin toh aap hi prove dijiye
Her: humare desh m pehle say hi yeh sab kiye jaa chuke hain. Yeh sab humare history say chura k kar Rhein hn
Me: Aunty,dusron ki credit churana acchi baat nahin hai
After this she got really agressive and started screaming at me in a train full of people!
Her: Tum log jaise log gaddar hotey hain aur Hinduon ka naam barbaad kartein hn. You reject your own mythology
Me: Exactly,Aunty. It's just Mythology!
Another man supported her and called us communists.
Her: Tum log Bharat chhor kar jao yahaan kuchh achha nahi hai toh. Sirf mere desh ka buraai karna hai.
Me : Mauka mila toh jayenge.
The woman and other people repeatedly called us traitors and anti-Hindu. They even hurled abuses at us. I am not making this up guys and I really don't know whether I should laugh or cry. My mind was just numb. I never said anything about religion or our country yet this woman got offended.
I have come across my fair share of ignorant but this woman is in a league of her own.
Tldr-
This random woman on the train claimed that ancient Indians have already been successful with these kinds of transplantation surgeries. I asked her for evidence and she failed to provide any. After that,the woman and some other people called me a communist,traitor and told me to get of our country.
I just cant take it anymore. I have been working hard from September of last year since CBSE did not give a proper exam month and I just cannot take it anymore. People say anxiety and stress is good in short bursts but I doubt anxiety is good for anyone for like 4-5 months. Even now I don't have any rest. Need to cover the entire 50% syllabus for 12th which has topics like integration and electrochemistry. I really want this term to be over ASAP. My parents often reminisce about their senior years of High School and I think I will probably need therapy in order to forget it. My brain fucking hurts and there is like a clamp around my chest which doesn't allow me to breathe. Honestly in my 17 years of existence on this planet, never have I ever thought about suicide more. Not being able to communicate freely and face-to-face with my friends probably hampers me even more kyunki mom dad ko ye thodi sunaoonga.
Part 2: Fuck CBSE
You waste of fucking oxygen, madarchodon pichle saal board liya nahi aur isi batch walon ki gand marne pe tule ho? Saalon har teacher ne bataya- "PapEr EaSy AayEga" and the fuckers gave us the most ambiguous papers. Saalon mera career kyon destroy kar rahe ho? Boards year he milein the kya to fuck over and experiment? And tick the correct answer prepare karne ke liye lagbhag 8 mahine diye and descriptive paper ke liye sirf 1.5 months? Uske upar se madarchod school walon ko activity wagerah dene se thake nahi. Madarchodon ko practical bhi lene hai Feb mein alongwith the pre-boards. Saalon tumhari proble kya hai? Khud jee aur doosron ko bhi jeene de na. Pichle batch ke marks kyon balance karwah rahe ho? Bhenchod tum Thanos ho kya, grades balance karwana hai? pass karwa dete yaar pichle term waalon ki tarah. Pichle term mein jo bacche Pre-boards mein just pass the wo 95+ laa rahe hai, and iss saal pre board mein jo 60-80 laa rahe the, wo just pass hai. Tumhaare liye jo ek sorry message wo hum students ke liye ek death sentence. FUCKING CUNTS.
Bhai log rant padne ka shukriya, aatma ko shanti mili
Also bhai log, comments mein rant dalna hai to daal sakte ho just bloody curse CBSE (or your respective Board)
I'll start
Teja: Numerator agar denominator se chota ho to result negative hta hai.
Karan: Show to bht chal rha hga bahar. (Saying it to rakhi while she listens quietly)
Ritesh: UK kyun jana hai? Uk ki bajaye Europe chalte hain.
Vidhi: I really love kabir singh. Mne wo film 100 baar dekhi hai(no wonder she had a crush on kk)
Bichukale: Mjhy toilet acha ni lgta isliye main din mein sirf ek bar jata hun.
Sahil bhai: sab dekhte reh jynge aur end mein show main jeet jaonga.
Jay: Agr tum prize money katwa ke andr jao gey to winner ko wo amount pay kro gey?
Nahi hoga mujhse
phir bhi crawl kar raha hun.
16 marks the pichle Full syllabus Mock mein ab 31 (yes out of 300)
dono mein kuch nahi ukhaada!
25 ko No Way Home dekhi
[SPOILER] >!usme end mein Peter ko MJ aur Ned bhul jaate hai, baaki sab bhi!<
in my case>!ex is now in NSUT, best friend is a dropper, another friend in DTU!<
>!others in Private or Bsc, mtlb sab next phase mein!<
PAR MAIN CRAWL KARUNGA
31 se 81 toh la hi skta hun agar aese hi rengta raha
81 se 100 last attempt
pata hai kuch nahi milega
but uss din ek post tha "Aukaat kya hai teri" ki ya toh iss competition mein ghuso mat
yaa ruko mat
100/300 kuch nahi hai
par khud se toh nahi haarunga na puri zindagi
IIT nahi chahiye (aim bhi nahi kar skta aesi realistic performance dekh ke)
NSUT mein jaana hai
aur jaake toh main rahunga
Camera record mode par hi hai picture toh baaki hai
tum sabki haalaat merese kaafi achhi hogi
agar ye loser crawl kar raha hai toh tum log toh bhaag sakte ho!
time toh vaise bhi nahi rukega
Feb, March, April attempt toh aaega hi
taiyaari toh main sirf MAINS ki karunga kyunki u/Mainhoonaa (lol)
aur puri koshish rahegi 180/300 pahunch jaunga in the last attempt.
2021 Recap : Serious tha non serious cheezon ke liye
2022 Recap (hopefully) : jo mere haath mein tha kia to get what i want
Tum sab merse achha hi karoge guys!
GOOD LUCK!
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