First Original Dank Meme....Sirf maine akele ne banaya h, full original, poori tareh se original h, itna original ki tum soch bhi ni sakte itna original.....Chal ab meme dekh na yaha kya dekh raha h....Dekh na....Mat dekh...m* c**** v.redd.it/yojb5ncsbx981
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Was watching the movie Sirf Tum (1999). Noticed the suitcase on the left, was used mostly by everyone in railway stations. This corroborates with childhood memories. The trolley suitcase become commercial worldwide in 1970s. Why Indian's adopted it so late?
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πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2021
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"Kabir singh" and "Tere namm" had seggs and they had this child called "sirf tum". youtu.be/TodIXaEh74g
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πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2021
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Sirf tum hi ho hot , baki toh sab hein bubbly. Credits - marathi_mehmeh.mp3 v.redd.it/pjrwhimcp3s71
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2021
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I know bahut saare flaws ho sakte hai but ye sirf ek rough idea hai, tum log iske upar apni tippani do. Aur agar idea sahi laga to please vau tak pahucha do reddit.com/gallery/one89y
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πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2021
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First of all I am against rape, hang anyone of any religion... But why it is like hum kare toh balakar, tum karo toh chamatkar ? Someone should also give them media coverage.. Ki sirf Hindu Community meine hi sari problem hai ?
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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Sirf tum
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2019
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Amit Shah hai mai, Aaj se srinagar mei sirf ek hi bhagwan ki puja ki jayegi aur wo hai mai... aaj se maich tum logo ka sarvasaktisaali iklauta bhagwan hai..
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hahahaha dekha endia kay gawaroo . aik din hum SPACE my hon gy aurr tum sirf jaloo gy ndtv.com/world-news/pakis…
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2018
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DILBAR DILBAR REMIX 2018 | OLD REMIX 2018 | SIRF TUM | Alka Yagnik

DILBAR DILBAR REMIX 2018 | OLD REMIX 2018 | SIRF TUM | Alka Yagnik

https://youtu.be/5cdY0BkxXK4

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Pehli Pehli Baar Mohabbat Ki Hai Sirf Tum 1080p Full HDBollywoodHD mobi youtube.com/attribution_l…
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2018
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Pehli pehli baar mohabbat ki hai remix | sirf tum rèmix | Hindi Old Love Remix

https://youtu.be/A0mAbHuLuPA

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Sweet Showcase of Houston Architecture w Awesome Indian Dance Routine - Dilbar Dilbar (Full Song) Sirf Tum youtube.com/attribution_l…
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Just got abused on the train by a hyper-nationalist woman for a really absurd reason.

So,I was on my way home with a friend and I was just going through the top posts of the sub called r/unchainedmelancholy when I came across a post about a Russian doctor (scientist?) who created a two headed dog that lived for 4 days. It was obviously very interesting and my friend and I started discussing about it. We were also praising the doctor for his achievements although it wasn't an ethical experiment. Just then this woman sitting on the opposite berth said,"humare desh m yeh sab bohot prachin kaal m kiya jaa chuka hai."

Here's how the rest of the conversation went:

Me: kya experiments hue hain?

Her: books padh k khud ptaa lgaa lena tum log

Me: Aunty,aap bol rahin toh aap hi prove dijiye

Her: humare desh m pehle say hi yeh sab kiye jaa chuke hain. Yeh sab humare history say chura k kar Rhein hn

Me: Aunty,dusron ki credit churana acchi baat nahin hai

After this she got really agressive and started screaming at me in a train full of people!

Her: Tum log jaise log gaddar hotey hain aur Hinduon ka naam barbaad kartein hn. You reject your own mythology

Me: Exactly,Aunty. It's just Mythology!

Another man supported her and called us communists.

Her: Tum log Bharat chhor kar jao yahaan kuchh achha nahi hai toh. Sirf mere desh ka buraai karna hai.

Me : Mauka mila toh jayenge.

The woman and other people repeatedly called us traitors and anti-Hindu. They even hurled abuses at us. I am not making this up guys and I really don't know whether I should laugh or cry. My mind was just numb. I never said anything about religion or our country yet this woman got offended.

I have come across my fair share of ignorant but this woman is in a league of her own.

Tldr-

This random woman on the train claimed that ancient Indians have already been successful with these kinds of transplantation surgeries. I asked her for evidence and she failed to provide any. After that,the woman and some other people called me a communist,traitor and told me to get of our country.

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Can't take it anymore

I just cant take it anymore. I have been working hard from September of last year since CBSE did not give a proper exam month and I just cannot take it anymore. People say anxiety and stress is good in short bursts but I doubt anxiety is good for anyone for like 4-5 months. Even now I don't have any rest. Need to cover the entire 50% syllabus for 12th which has topics like integration and electrochemistry. I really want this term to be over ASAP. My parents often reminisce about their senior years of High School and I think I will probably need therapy in order to forget it. My brain fucking hurts and there is like a clamp around my chest which doesn't allow me to breathe. Honestly in my 17 years of existence on this planet, never have I ever thought about suicide more. Not being able to communicate freely and face-to-face with my friends probably hampers me even more kyunki mom dad ko ye thodi sunaoonga.

Part 2: Fuck CBSE

You waste of fucking oxygen, madarchodon pichle saal board liya nahi aur isi batch walon ki gand marne pe tule ho? Saalon har teacher ne bataya- "PapEr EaSy AayEga" and the fuckers gave us the most ambiguous papers. Saalon mera career kyon destroy kar rahe ho? Boards year he milein the kya to fuck over and experiment? And tick the correct answer prepare karne ke liye lagbhag 8 mahine diye and descriptive paper ke liye sirf 1.5 months? Uske upar se madarchod school walon ko activity wagerah dene se thake nahi. Madarchodon ko practical bhi lene hai Feb mein alongwith the pre-boards. Saalon tumhari proble kya hai? Khud jee aur doosron ko bhi jeene de na. Pichle batch ke marks kyon balance karwah rahe ho? Bhenchod tum Thanos ho kya, grades balance karwana hai? pass karwa dete yaar pichle term waalon ki tarah. Pichle term mein jo bacche Pre-boards mein just pass the wo 95+ laa rahe hai, and iss saal pre board mein jo 60-80 laa rahe the, wo just pass hai. Tumhaare liye jo ek sorry message wo hum students ke liye ek death sentence. FUCKING CUNTS.

Bhai log rant padne ka shukriya, aatma ko shanti mili

Also bhai log, comments mein rant dalna hai to daal sakte ho just bloody curse CBSE (or your respective Board)

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2022
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What is the dumbest thing you have heard in bigg boss 15?

I'll start

Teja: Numerator agar denominator se chota ho to result negative hta hai.

Karan: Show to bht chal rha hga bahar. (Saying it to rakhi while she listens quietly)

Ritesh: UK kyun jana hai? Uk ki bajaye Europe chalte hain.

Vidhi: I really love kabir singh. Mne wo film 100 baar dekhi hai(no wonder she had a crush on kk)

Bichukale: Mjhy toilet acha ni lgta isliye main din mein sirf ek bar jata hun.

Sahil bhai: sab dekhte reh jynge aur end mein show main jeet jaonga.

Jay: Agr tum prize money katwa ke andr jao gey to winner ko wo amount pay kro gey?

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2022
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50 days left // Nahi hoga mujhse...

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Nahi hoga mujhse

phir bhi crawl kar raha hun.

16 marks the pichle Full syllabus Mock mein ab 31 (yes out of 300)

dono mein kuch nahi ukhaada!

25 ko No Way Home dekhi

[SPOILER] >!usme end mein Peter ko MJ aur Ned bhul jaate hai, baaki sab bhi!<

in my case>!ex is now in NSUT, best friend is a dropper, another friend in DTU!<

>!others in Private or Bsc, mtlb sab next phase mein!<

PAR MAIN CRAWL KARUNGA

31 se 81 toh la hi skta hun agar aese hi rengta raha

81 se 100 last attempt

pata hai kuch nahi milega

but uss din ek post tha "Aukaat kya hai teri" ki ya toh iss competition mein ghuso mat

yaa ruko mat

100/300 kuch nahi hai

par khud se toh nahi haarunga na puri zindagi

IIT nahi chahiye (aim bhi nahi kar skta aesi realistic performance dekh ke)

NSUT mein jaana hai

aur jaake toh main rahunga

Camera record mode par hi hai picture toh baaki hai

tum sabki haalaat merese kaafi achhi hogi

agar ye loser crawl kar raha hai toh tum log toh bhaag sakte ho!

time toh vaise bhi nahi rukega

Feb, March, April attempt toh aaega hi

taiyaari toh main sirf MAINS ki karunga kyunki u/Mainhoonaa (lol)

aur puri koshish rahegi 180/300 pahunch jaunga in the last attempt.

2021 Recap : Serious tha non serious cheezon ke liye

2022 Recap (hopefully) : jo mere haath mein tha kia to get what i want

Tum sab merse achha hi karoge guys!

GOOD LUCK!

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