A list of puns related to "Sinead Matthews"
Hey guys, I am back with another spotlight! As usual I found a few hidden gems that I would love to share with you. The music is separated by platform. Each platform has artists that are unique to it, but it also has some of the same ones. The best way to hear all of the music is to check out the full database. This database also features new releases from artists that I discovered in the past on Reddit. Iβve been searching for music on Reddit for 2 years now and love to share what I find with you guys!
Spotify (70 out of 93)
Soundcloud ( 43 out of 93)
YouTube (68 out of 93)
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Aero Austair, Mallika Vie - Lately
Genre: Neo Soul
Genre: Alternative Rock
[ Spotify | YouTube | Soundcloud ]
Genre: Alternative Rock
Genre: Alternative Rock
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Genre: Trip Hop | R&B
[ [Spotify](https://open.spotify.com/track/25cdRWfGrbKdnO0OLyKLyl?si=ae6dd845f
... keep reading on reddit β‘Sunday 3 October 2021
09:00am local time (Elite women's race start), 09:30am (Elite men's race and mass participation start)
Media
No pacers in this year's race :(
Athletics Weekly: who's running this year
Runner's World: Charlotte Purdue on the London Marathon
Letsrun: women's field preview
Thanks /u/Georgios_A
Inside Running Podcast: Aussies Sinead Diver and Eloise Wellings ahead of the London Marathon
Brigid Kosgei ready for London Marathon hat-trick bid despite Olympic exertions
Legese and Kosgei well set to win "most competitive" London Marathon
Elite men
Athlete name | Country | PB |
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Shura KITATA | ETH | 2:04:49 |
Birhanu LEGESE | ETH | 2:02:48 |
Mosinet GEREMEW | ETH | 2:02:55 |
Titus EKIRU | KEN | 2:02:57 |
Evans CHEBET | KEN | 2:03:00 |
Sisay LEMMA | ETH | 2:03:36 |
Kinde ATANAW | ETH | 2:03:51 |
Vincent KIPCHUMBA | KEN | 2:05:09 |
Jonathan MELLOR | GBR | 2:10:05 |
Tristan WOODFINE | CAN | 2:10:51 |
Mohamud AADAN | GBR | 2:12:20 |
Joshua GRIFFITHS | GBR | 2:13:11 |
Charlie HULSON | GBR | 2:13:34 |
Andrew DAVIES | GBR | 2:14:36 |
Nicholas TORRY | GBR | 2:15:04 |
Eoghan TOTTEN | IRL | 2:16:09 |
Weynay GHEBRESILASIE | GBR | 2:17:26 |
Matthew LEACH | GBR | 2:17:38 |
Josh LUNN | GBR | 2:17:59 |
Dan NASH | GBR | 2:18:51 |
Ross SKELTON | GBR | 2:19:21 |
Doug MUSSON | GBR | Debut |
Jamie CROWE | GBR | Debut |
Philip SESEMANN | GBR | Debut |
Elite women
Athlete name | Country | PB |
---|---|---|
Brigid KOSGEI | KEN | 2:14:04 |
Lonah Chemtai SALPETER | ISR | 2:17:45 |
Roza DEREJE | ETH | 2:18:30 |
Birhane DIBABA | ETH | 2:18:35 |
Joyciline JEPKOS
... keep reading on reddit β‘I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
The nurse asked the rabbit, βwhat is your blood type?β
βI am probably a type Oβ said the rabbit.
The doctor says it terminal.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when itβs raining in Sweden?
Mathematical puns makes me number
We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.
Ants donβt even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
They were cooked in Greece.
He lost May
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
And now Iβm cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But thatβs comparing apples to oranges
And boy are my arms legs.
Put it on my bill
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
Amy
BamBOO!
Theyβre on standbi
A play on words.
Calcium, nickel, neon
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
Pilot on me!!
Until he discovered it was extra sharp.
Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.
Gender is fluid.
Christopher Walken
Nothing, he was gladiator.
The bartender says, "Sorry, no minorsβ
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