Simple English Puns

A list of puns related to "Simple English"

Just saw my son crying because he doesn't know what a homophone is.

To comfort him I sat next to him, patted his back and said, "They're, their, there..."

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👤︎ u/jskoker
📅︎ Aug 15 2017
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So I had to go all the way to Japan for a doctor's appointment.

The doctor didn't speak much English, but after he examined me for a few minutes, he said "You got Ed Zachary disease" I said, "Doctor, what the heck is Ed Zachary disease?" He replies "It simple. You face look Ed Zachary rike you ass."

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👤︎ u/Zeckdo
📅︎ Sep 19 2014
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