Simon Name Puns

A list of puns related to "Simon Name"

Need a funny pun for a bridge name

I'm building a bridge for a competition team and we need a creative name. So far, all I have is Simon & Garfunkel's Path and Red Hot Road. I'm lame.... Help

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👤︎ u/polker
📅︎ Feb 16 2016
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Overheard this dadjoke at a restaurant

A boy tells his dad, "We have a new teacher this week. Her name is Ms. Simon." Dad quickly replies, "Does everyone do what Ms. Simon Says?"

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👤︎ u/mxymm
📅︎ Oct 15 2014
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