[2003] Gash - A political comedy show, written and filmed on the day of broadcast. Written by Simon Blackwell, Armando Iannucci and Will Smith. Presented by Armando Iannucci with Martin Bell, Dominic Holland and Olivia Coleman. First episode. dailymotion.com/video/x7z…
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New Armando Iannucci series starting in January on HBO. (Simon Blackwell and Will Smith both listed as executive producers – yay!) youtu.be/w8Zr3f-_Ft8
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Do you guys think Simon Blackwell/the writers have an elaborate plan for the mystery surrounding Robert Webb's character in Back? Will there be a big reveal/dark plot twist or was it just a gimmick the writers were winging? Predictions for season 2?

Season 1 was constantly building up to and alluding to some plot or secret Andrew had and some coming plot twist with a sort of dark or mysterious cliffhanger at the end of each episode but not much came of it. Of course the season ended with us finding out Andrew had been to prison for a hit and run, followed by the twist that Juliet (Andrew's french chef) story that he took the blame for her mother's drunk driving wasn't true, as the passenger would be held liable for allowing the drunk person to drive as well. But that was underwhelming unless it turns out to be part of something bigger, like an intentional murder by Andrew as part of a larger criminal plot.

I really liked the idea since it added an intrigue to it that made the show more than just another Mitchell and Webb sitcom but it didn't amount to much in Season 1 and it felt like the writers weren't really sure of what Andrew's deal was themselves. Do you think this might be why it's taken 3 and a half years for season 2? I'm assuming we're getting it soon, as it filmed in October.

Any predictions for where Andrew's story will go in Season 2? Will it get darker? Though I highly doubt it will go anywhere near this far, it'd be really cool to see it take a dark twist like Parasite halfway through and go from a comedy to more of a dark drama - even a fraction of that would be really cool.

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Guy recommends Veep to Simon Blackwell, Executive Producer/Writer
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Great interview with writer Simon Blackwell and Quentin Blake figure Chris Addison on Youtube

I really loved this. Hope you do too:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhkvOR15uY4

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Katherine Parkinson plays a character similar to Jen in The Old Guys, written by the same people responsible for Peep Show and Simon Blackwell (Veep et al). It only ran for one season of six episodes. dailymotion.com/video/x7p…
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I don't know who he is, but Simon Blackwell makes a good point.
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Match Thread - Brumbies v Hurricanes | Super Rugby Trans-Tasman | Round 4

Brumbies v Hurricanes | Super Rugby Trans-Tasman | Round 4

Venue: GIO Stadium, Canberra | Weather: 5 C, Clouds

Referee: Paul Williams

Assistants: Reuben Keane, James Quinn, James Leckie (tmo)

Links: super.rugby

Match Threads: /r/rugbyunion/wiki/matchthread

When

UTC CEST (+2) AWST (+8) AEST (+10) NZ (+12) more
09:45 11:45 17:45 19:45 21:45 more tz

Lineups

Brumbies Pos Hurricanes
Scott Sio 1 Xavier Numia
Lachlan Lonergan 2 Dane Coles
Allan Alaalatoa 3 Tyrel Lomax
Darcy Swain 4 James Blackwell
Nick Frost 5 Scott Scrafton
Rob Valetini 6 Devan Flanders
Luke Reimer 7 Du'Plessis Kirifi
Henry Stowers 8 Ardie Savea
Ryan Lonergan 9 Luke Campbell
Noah Lolesio 10 Ruben Love
Mackenzie Hansen 11 Salesi Rayasi
Bayley Kuenzle 12 Ngani Laumape
Len Ikitau 13 Billy Proctor
Solomone Kata 14 Julian Savea
Tom Banks 15 Jordie Barrett
Folau Fainga'a 16 Ricky Riccitelli
Harrison Lloyd 17 Pouri Rakete-Stones
Sosefo Kautai 18 Alex Fidow
Tom Hooper 19 Isaia Walker-Leawere
Tom Cusack 20 Brayden Iose
Nic White 21 Gareth Evans
Irae Simone 22 Cameron Roigard
Tom Wright 23 Wes Goosen
Dan McKellar Coach Jason Holland
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Is Veep any good after Iannucci left as showrunner?

I just started watching Veep a couple of weeks ago and am loving it immensely! The writing on the show is simply stunning and I always make a point to look at who has written a particular episode. The all British writer's room of Iannucci, Simon Blackwell, Tony Roche, Sean Grey et al is honestly one of the most talented teams ever and I've even loved all the other different projects they've worked on like Death of Stalin, Four Lions, The Day Shall Come and Succession so I'm kinda sceptical about the show after Iannucci and a lot of the team left the show after season 4. Is it worth pursuing? Does it ever reach the highs of the first four seasons?

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Itch Creator's Day - Some recommended titles

I don't think I've seen anyone mention this here yet but Itch.io are taking a leaf out of Bandcamp's book and having a day where creators/publishers get 100% of revenue share. so if you do fancy picking up some new stuff it's a good day to do it. Anyway I posted a list of recommendations over on Twitter but figured I'd link to a few here that I think are worth having a look at.

MΓ–RK BORG TITLES

It's starting to feel like 1/3 of all indie titles published at the moment are for MB but that's no bad thing, anyway a few 3rd party titles definitely worth checking out...

DÜCK BORG - MB crossed with Duck Tales, if that doesn't sell it not sure what will. Great idea, some brilliant art, well worth checking out.
https://gemroomgames.itch.io/dukkborg

FORBIDDEN PSALM - Turn MB into a 28mm miniature wargame with this cool addition that just dropped as part of Zinequest 3 and is now on general release, I'm still slightly salty they didn't call it MΓ–RKHEIM but I won't let that get to me...
https://impioussaint.itch.io/forbidden-psalm

CORPSEWAKE COVE - Ember&Ash have done some great stuff for games like Troika and this is their first MB adventure. Fight Pirates, Get Revenge, Steal Their Fucking Treasure,
https://byemberandash.itch.io/corpsewake-cove

GENERAL (nu-?)OSR KIND OF RELATED STUFF

BEYOND THE BORDERLANDS - Love Alex Damaceno's art so much I commissioned him to do an incredible map for our next issue and this was the zine that first made me sit up & pay attention to him. Wonderful art, amazing colours and a great old school hex crawl.
https://gnarledmonster.itch.io/beyond-the-borderlands-1

KRIEGSMESSER - Odd one for not being super odd. Uses Troika but instead of a sphere where sentient jellies and space faring whales sit around discussing cosmic philosophy KM instead is based on C15-17th Europe in all its muddy, bloody horror. Maybe a nice quick way to scratch a kind of WFRP itch.
https://gregor-vuga.itch.io/kriegsmesser

ULTRAVIOLET GRASSLANDS - A stunning, sprawling setting to plug into your games, designed as a kind of caravan crawl in wasteland populated by the kinds of sights t

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Names from the Class of 1927

Hello everyone! I posted a few posts like this last year and just remembered the website I used, so I figured I'd type up another one! This list comes from a high school in a small town on the Upper Peninsula of Michigan. The students would have been born around 1909-10.

The Class of 1927:

  • Luella Liimakka
  • Kelly Larson (m)
  • Cazmer Zambrovitz
  • Rose Isaac
  • Margaret Haggerson
  • Donald West
  • Aarre Lahti (m)
  • Aili Maki (f)
  • Gunnar Lorenson
  • Jeanette Barron
  • Laura McBain
  • J.D. Reid
  • Arthur Pears
  • Florence Nelmark
  • Eleanor Burrel
  • Richard Luoma
  • Theresa Talaska
  • Thomas Bogun
  • Reynold Rintala
  • Adrienne Bellehumeur
  • Evonne Jacquart
  • Anton Skowronski
  • Samuel Niemi
  • Mabel Amundson
  • Edward Sendek
  • Clarine Trewethewey
  • Vivian Maki
  • Andrew Ross
  • Armas Rintala
  • Shirley Oliver
  • Lucille Anderson
  • Clarence Schwartz
  • Laura E. Johnson
  • Clyde Urquart
  • Allen Arthur
  • Ida Metsa
  • Frances Holemo
  • Gene Sokolowski
  • Whitney Dixon (m)
  • Anna Winn
  • Sam Davey
  • Taimi Silberg (f)
  • Mary Juntilla
  • Gordon Scott
  • Wynand Nieuenkamp
  • Ellen Moberg
  • Lillie Swanson
  • Lloyd Jackson
  • Viola Fredrickson
  • Joe Zegoski
  • Arnold Rolfsman
  • Jean Blackwell
  • Jeannette Simon
  • George De Long
  • Carl Hagstrom
  • Marjorie Clark
  • Wilho Maki
  • Neimi Simila (f)
  • Lempi Raivio
  • Warren Eckman
  • Joe Walisiewicz
  • Lydia Bakka
  • Isabelle Johnson
  • Clarence Peterson
  • Edith Dorpat
  • Elmer Brors
  • Herman Pintoski
  • Viola Wirtonan
  • Gertrude Heiskanen
  • Irving Olson
  • Milton Collick
  • Aili Huhtelin (f)
  • Jack Speare
  • Veronica Olszak
  • Gertrude Kurtz
  • Thorington R. Jackson
  • Carl H. Anderson
  • Frances Wilcox
  • Esther Saari
  • William Ross
  • Edith Hoberg
  • Frank Delene
  • Maurice Friedman
  • Helen T. Lindberg
  • Lucille Newby
  • Walter Kalata
  • Henry Nezworski
  • Ruth Allen
  • Oki Johnson (m)
  • Rosalia Drazgoski
  • Chrissie Webb
  • Milton Swanson
  • Gust Hantula
  • Alice C. Anderson
  • John Lehockey
  • Ethel Moore
  • Ethel Tobin
  • Edmund Kroppe
  • Axel Swanson
  • Lempi Jalonen (f)
  • Enid Lobb
  • Edwin Aili
  • Francis Focht
  • Florence Eddy
  • Helen A. Lindburg
  • Gordon Palmquist
  • Ragnar Mattson
  • Edith Jackson
  • Leone Brock (f)
  • Waino Nelmark
  • Eino Hill
  • Alice I. Anderson
  • Russell Leksell
  • Helen Anderson
  • Ina Newhouse
  • Gustave Rolfsman
  • Henry Haavisto
  • Mary Schiavetti
  • Julia Sissala
  • Leanard Brors
  • Albert Anderson
  • Florence De Rubeis
  • Ethel Carlson
  • Margaret Ulasich
  • Lillie Murto
  • Alma Holmgren
  • Mary Toth
  • Irving Hellen

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What if Dead Rising 1 survivors were like the posse members from Dead Rising 3

I loved the Posse Member system in Dead Rising 3 and I've been wondering how it would work in the first game. I have decided to give most of the survivors stats if they were recruitable posse members. These are;

Toughness(health)

Strength(damage dealt with a melee weapon)

Ranged(damage dealt and accuracy with a firearm)

Break Out(how quickly they escape zombie grapples)

Run Speed(how fast they run)

Also I will be excluding Leah,David,Susan, Gil, Ross and Floyd. These Stats can all the way up to 5(maximum) and 1(minimum)

  1. Jeff Meyer: Toughness: 3/5 Strength: 4/5 Ranged: 2/5 Break Out: 3/5 Run Speed: 2/5

  2. Natalie Meyer: Toughness: 2/5 Strength: 2/5 Ranged: 2/5 Breakout: 2/5 Run Speed: 2/5

  3. Bill Brenton: Toughness: 4/5 Strength: 3/5 Ranged: 4/5 Breakout: 2/5 Run Speed: 2/5

  4. Burt Thompson: Toughness: 4/5 Strength: 5/5 Ranged: 1/5 Breakout: 4/5 Run Speed: 3/5

  5. Arron Swoop: Toughness: 3/5 Strength: 3/5 Ranged: 2/5 Breakout: 2/5 Run Speed: 4/5

  6. Sophie Richardson: Toughness: 3/5 Strength: 1/5 Ranged: 3/5 Breakout: 1/5 Run Speed: 3/5

  7. Greg Simpson: Toughness: 3/5 Strength: 3/5 Ranged: 3/5 Breakout: 3/5 Run Speed: 3/5

  8. Yuu Tanaka: Toughness: 4/5 Strength: 3/5 Ranged: 2/5 Breakout: 1/5 Run Speed: 5/5

  9. Shinji Kitano: Toughness: 2/5 Strength: 2/5 Ranged: 5/5 Breakout: 3/5 Run Speed: 3/5

  10. Tonya Waters: Toughness: 3/5 Strength: 3/5 Ranged: 3/5 Breakout: 4/5 Run Speed: 4/5

  11. Josh Manning: Toughness: 3/5 Strength: 4/5 Ranged: 3/5 Breakout: 4/5 Run Speed: 3/5

  12. Barbara Patterson: Toughness: 2/5 Strength: 4/5 Ranged: 3/5 Breakout: 1/5 Run Speed: 2/5

  13. Rich Atkins: Toughness: 3/5 Strength: 2/5 Ranged: 2/5 Breakout: 3/5 Run Speed: 2/5

  14. Heather Tompkins: Toughness: 3/5 Strength: 1/5 Ranged: 3/5 Breakout: 5/5 Run Speed: 3/5

  15. Pamela Tompkins: Toughness: 5/5 Strength: 1/5 Ranged: 3/5 Breakout: 1/5 Run Speed: 4/5

  16. Gordon Stalworth: Toughness: 2/5 Strength: 3/5 Ranged: 2/5 Breakout: 3/5 Run Speed: 2/5

  17. Ronald Shiner: Toughness: 4/5 Strength: 2/5 Ranged: 2/5 Breakout: 3/5 Run Speed: 2/5

  18. Jennifer Gorman: Toughness: 3/5 Strength: 2/5 Ranged: 4/5 Breakout: 4/5 Run Speed: 2/5

  19. Kay Nelson: Toughness: 4/5 Strength: 3/5 Ranged: 4/5 Breakout: 2/5 Run Speed: 3/5

  20. Lily Deacon: Toughness: 2/5 Strength: 1/5 Ranged: 3/5 Breakout: 3/5 Run Speed: 4/5

  21. Kelly Carpenter: Toughness: 3/5 Strength: 2/5 Ranged: 2/5 Breakout: 2/5 Run Speed: 5/5

  22. Janet Star: Toughness: 3/5 Strength: 1/5 Ranged: 4/5 Bre

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Fri. Apr. 16 Daily HUT Content - What is new?

Hey guys,

It’s Coooolin!

Hope everyone had a happy Friday!!! It’s now the weekend!! What are your plans for it?! Hope its amazing!!! :)

Here’s the new cards for today, Thanks EA!

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Please take 2 minutes out of your day to fill out these forms!! AND THIS POST! It would be GREATLY appreciated! Thank you in advance.

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Uses NHL Moments Card Art

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New York Islanders Alumni

Brian Trottier - 96 OVR - NYI / C - DIS^3 , WH^3

Pat Lafointaine - 95 OVR - NYI / C - H and S^3 , T^3

Brent Sutter - 92 OVR - NYI / C - SPA^2 , WH^2

Kelly Hrudey - 90 OVR - NYI / G - H and S^2 , SPA^2

Duane Sutter - 89 OVR - NYI / RW - SWA^2 , HOW^2

Pat Flatley - 87 OVR - NYI / RW - DIS^2 , WM^2

Steve Konroyo - 86 OVR - NYI / LD - BAL^2 , SPE^2

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Washington Capitals Alumni

Mike Gartner - 95 OVR - WAS / RW - SPA^3 , MAG^3

Michal Pivonka - 92 OVR - WAS / C - DIS^2 , SH^2

Larry Murphy - 92 OVR - WAS / RD - SPA^2 , HOW^2

Rod Langway - 87 OVR - WAS / LD - H and S^2 , SPE^2

Craig Laughlin - 87 OVR - WAS / RW - BAR^2 , WM^2

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#CHAMPIONS CLUB!

Ivan Provorov - 94 OVR - WHE / LD - DIS^2 , WH^2

Tyler Toffoli - 93 OVR - CAN / RW - SPA^2 , SH^2

James Van Riemsdyk - 92 OVR - USA / LW - SWA^2 , HOW^2

Moritz Seider - 92 OVR - DIS^2 , WM^2

Gary Roberts - 91 OVR - 67s / LW - H and S^2 , SPE^2

Darnell Nurse - 90 OVR - CAN / LD - BAR^2 , WH^2

Kasperi Kapanen - 89 OVR - FIN / RW - BAL^2 , GLA^2

Dominik Kahun - 88 OVR - MÜN / C - BAR^2 , HOW^2

Simon Moser - 87 OVR - BER / LW - SPA^2 , LTL^2

Patrick Greening - 87 OVR - ESC / LD - BAR^2 , WH^2

Yannic Seidenberg - 87 OVR - MÜN / LD - SWA^2 , LTL^2

Leonardo Genoni - 87 OVR - BER / G - DIS^2 , H and S^2

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#Primetimes

#NHL

Andrei Svechnikov - 94 OVR - CAR / RW - DIS^1 , SH^1

Nikolaj Ehlers - 92 OVR - WPJ / LW - LTL^1 , GLA^1

Kyle Connor - 91 OVR - WPJ / LW - SH^1 , W

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Match Thread Women's Super Rugby: Blues vs Chiefs

Blues:Β  1-Krystal Murray (Northland) 2-Te Kura Ngata Aerengamate (Northland) 3-Aleisha Pearl-Nelson (Auckland) 4-Eloise Blackwell (Auckland) 5-Maia Roos (Auckland) 6-Lisa Molia (Auckland) 7-Kate Williams (North Harbour) 8-Charmaine McMenamin (Auckland) 9-Luisa Togotogorua (Auckland) 10-Patricia Maliepo (Auckland) 11-Natahlia Moors (Auckland) 12-Ruahei Demant (Auckland) 13-Sylvia Brunt (Auckland) 14-Princess Elliot (Auckland) 15-Hayley Hutana (North Harbour)

Reserves: 16-Saphire Abraham (Auckland), 17-Aldora Itunu (Auckland), 18-Cristo Tofa (Auckland), 19-Liana Mikaele-Tu’u (Auckland), 20-Shannon Leota (Auckland), 21-Moana Cook (Auckland), 22-Tyler Nankivell (Northland), 23-Daynah Nankivell (Auckland)

Chiefs:Β  1-Angel Mulu (Bay of Plenty) 2-Luka Connor (Bay of Plenty) 3-Tanya Kalounivale (Waikato) 4-Kelsie Wills (Bay of Plenty) 5-Chyna Hohepa (Waikato) 6-Kendra Reynolds (Bay of Plenty) 7-Les Elder (Bay of Plenty) 8-Kennedy Simon (Waikato) 9-Arihiana Marino-Tauhinu (Counties Manukau) 10-Hazel Tubic (Counties Manukau) 11-Langi Veainu (Counties Manukau) 12-Chelsea Alley (Waikato) 13-Ngatokotoru Arakua (Counties Manukau) 14-Kelsey Teneti (Waikato) 15-Renee Holmes (Waikato)

Reserves: 16-Grace Houpapa-Barrett (Waikato),Β 17-Awhina Tangen-Wainohu (Waikato),Β 18-Leilani Perese (Counties Manukau),Β 19-Harono Te Iringa (Counties Manukau),Β 20-Pia Tapsell (Bay of Plenty),Β 21-Ariana Bayler (Waikato),Β 22-Shyanne Thompson (Counties Manukau),Β 23-Iritana Hohaia (Taranaki)

TAB odds:Β Chiefs $1.70, Blues $2

Live updates: https://www.newshub.co.nz/home/sport/2021/05/live-updates-super-rugby-women-blues-v-chiefs-at-eden-park.html

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a hole?

Phil

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DAD JOKES ARE NOT DIRTY.

Go post NSFW jokes somewhere else. If I can't tell my kids this joke, then it is not a DAD JOKE.

If you feel it's appropriate to share NSFW jokes with your kids, that's on you. But a real, true dad joke should work for anyone's kid.

Mods... If you exist... Please, stop this madness. Rule #6 should simply not allow NSFW or (wtf) NSFL tags. Also, remember that MINORS browse this subreddit too? Why put that in rule #6, then allow NSFW???

Please consider changing rule #6. I love this sub, but the recent influx of NSFW tagged posts that get all the upvotes, just seem wrong when there are good solid DAD jokes being overlooked because of them.

Thank you,

A Dad.

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[Thread] Players placed on Waivers 1/11/21

Since there is a lot of waiver news today with new cap settings put into place, I made a thread of all of the league waiver announcements. (Subject to change)

#Update : I want to apologize, people were sending out waiver news and someone posted a fake Lavoie tweet regarding the Hurricanes which I didn't notice because his real account is unverified. I apologize for the error.

ANA : None

ARZ - Bunting, Chaput, Fasching, Gauthier, Hunt, Mayo, Ness, Pederson, Speers.

BOS - Blidh, Carey, Kampfer, McKegg, Senyshyn

BUF - None

CAL - Kylington D. Ryan, Rinaldo

CAR - Joakim Ryan

CHI - Lindholm, Quenneville, Seeler, Tomkins

COL - None

CBJ - Bayreuther, Clendening, Dalpe, Gerbe, C. Johnson, Matteau, MacInnis

DAL - Kero

DET - Svechnikov, Boyle, Pickard, Tugeron, McIlrath, Lashoff, Hicketts, Elson, Criscuolo, Barber

EDM - Khaira P. Russell, Forsberg, Quine, Nygard

FLA - None

LAK - None

MIN - None

MTL - Perry, Frolik

NSH - None

NJD - Merkley, Street, White, Jacobs, Gignac

NYI - Czarnik, Fritz, Greer, Hickey, Ladd, Wotherspoon Bardreau

NYR - Bitetto, Blackwell, Brodzinsi, Crawley, Fontaine, Greco, Kinkaid.

OTT - Balcers, Jaros, Peca, Shaw, Haley, Chlapik, Beaudin

PHI - [Seven Flyers players on waivers Bigras, Andreoff, Wotherspoon, Lyon, Prosser, Pouliot,

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2020 Free Agency Megathread

FREE AGENCY IS HERE!

I'll be keeping track of all the signings throughout the entire summer, particularly the 1st week of Ju..I mean 2nd week of October, as I have done for the past 5 years.

Feel free to discuss anything related to Free Agency in this thread. I will be updating live the first few days and then daily thereafter


  • Some information taken from www.capfriendly.com.

  • Capfriendly's list of Restricted Free Agents (RFAs) found Here

  • I added team abbreviations to make searching your team's transactions easier! (Click on "From" or "To"). This only works if you have RES.

  • Flairs and Tables are better displayed in "Old Reddit".

  • I will only be updating NHL signings. Players who sign overseas will be removed from the list.

  • Links to previous FA threads: 2019, 2018, 2017, 2016, 2015


#2020 UFA SIGNINGS

Name Age Position Previous Cap Hit From To Cap Hit Term r/hockey Link
Kurtis Gabriel 27 RW 700,000 PHI SJS $700,000 1 [Link]
Dominik Kahun 24 LW, RW, C 925,000 BUF EDM $975,000 1 [Link]
Michael Hutchinson 30 G 700,000 COL TOR $725,000 2 [Link]
Max McCormick 28 LW 700,000 CAR CAR $700,000 1 [Link]
Alex Galchenyuk 26 LW, C, RW 4,900,000 MIN OTT $1,050,000 1
Josh Leivo 27 RW, LW 1,500,000 VAN CGY $875,000 1 [Link]
Landon Bow 24 G 700,000 DAL DAL $700,000 1 [Link]
Casey Nelson 27 RD 812,500 BUF BUF $700,000 1 [Link]
Dmitry Kulikov 29 LD 4,333,333 WPG NJD $1,150,000 1 [Link]
Dominik Simon 25 RW, LW 750,000 PIT CGY $700,000 1 [Link]
Antoine Bibeau 26 G 675,000 COL CAR $700,000 1 [Link]
Scott Wilson 28 LW 1,050,000 BUF FLA $700,000 1 [Link]

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My wife blocked me on Facebook because I post too many bird puns.

Well, toucan play at that game.

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Did you know Bruce Lee has a faster older brother?

Sudden Lee

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Google Drive eTextbooks release thread (part-15)!+ Accepting requests every day
  • If you find your book in the thread below, send the number of the book via reddit chat or via Telegram.
  • Almost all the books are in their latest editions and some of them are available in multiple editions too.
  • Books are delivered through Google-Drive link.
  • You can also send requests via reddit chat or by Telegram.
  • Also, upvote the post if you found it useful.

Please find the list below:

  1. Magic of the Northgate: Josephine McCarthy

  2. The Books of Jasher: The Book of Jasher, The J. H. Parry Text And The Book of Jasher, also called Pseudo-Jasher, The Flaccus Albinus Alcuinus Text: Joseph B. Lumpkin

  3. Introductory Chemistry: An Atoms First Approach, 1st Edition: Julia Burdge & Dr Michelle Driessen

  4. Community Health Nursing in Canada, 3rd Editiopn: Pike MacDonald Sandra A

  5. Discovering Behavioral Neuroscience: An Introduction to Biological Psychology, 3rd Edition: Laura Freberg

  6. An Illustrated Guide to Veterinary Medical Terminology, 4th Edition: Janet Amundson Romich

  7. Pathology for the Physical Therapist Assistant, 2nd Edition: Catherine C. Goodman & Charlene Marshall

  8. Atlas of Human Anatomy , 7th Edition: Frank H. Netter

  9. Your College Experience, 13th Edition: John Gardner & Bessy Barefoot

  10. Who's Running America?: The Obama Reign, 8th Edition: Thomas R. Dye

  11. Sheltered Content Instruction: Teaching English Learners with Diverse Abilities, 5th Edition: Jana Echevarria & Anne Graves

  12. Saunders 2018-2019 Strategies for Test Success: Passing Nursing School and the NCLEX Exam, 5th Edition:Linda Anne Silvestri & Angela Silvestri

  13. Rock Music Styles: A History, 7th Edition: Katherine Charlton Rock Music Styles

  14. Planning, Implementing, & Evaluating Health Promotion Programs: A Primer, 6th Edition: James F. McKenzie & Brad L. Neiger & Rosemary Thackeray

  15. Change and Continuity in the 2016 Elections, 1st Edition: John Aldrich & Jamie L. Carson & Brad T. Gomez & David Rohde

  16. NCLEX-RN Practice Test Questions 2018 - 2019: NCLEX Review Book with 1000+ Practice Exam Questions for the NCLEX Nursing Examination: NCLEX Exam Prep Team

  17. Foundations of Physical Activity and Public Health, 1st Edition: Harold W. Kohl III & Tinker D. Murray

  18. Racism without Racists: Color-Blind Racism and the Persistence of Ra

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There are only two white people in the movie Black Panther

Martin Freeman, and Andy Serkis.

They also play roles in Lord of the Rings.

I guess that makes them the Tolkien white guys.

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My 3 yr old daughter made her first pun today and I almost cried. She was eating an apple and I asked her if she liked apples.

She said apple-lutely

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What did the left eye say to the right eye when they got married?

'Eye-do'

This is my first post pls don't kill me lol.

The people in the comment section is why I love this subreddit!!

Cred once again my sis wants credit lol

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Proud dad moment.

Keep in mind, my son is 4 years old, so everything is an original to him.

I had to work late into the evening yesterday, and he was just going to bed when I got home. I had left home for the office nearly 14 hours prior, had a long day, lots of meetings, traffic, etc.

When I walked through the door, I was exhausted, run down, and starving. My wife hugged me and asked how my day was, and I replied, "Done. It was a good day, but has got me exhausted. I just want to grab a bite and go to bed. I'm hungry."

From my son's bedroom, I hear him shout, "Hi Hungry! Nice to meet you!"

Not only did it make me laugh, but I completely forgot about how hungry and tired I was. I went to his bedroom, and we laughed together about it. It was exactly what I needed.

Edit: Thanks for all the awards, kind strangers! I'll let my son know y'all enjoyed his joke too!

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What was a very common name in the middle ages?

I heard parents named their children lance a lot.

First post please don't kill me

Edit: i went to sleep and now my inbox is dead, thank you kind strangers for the awards!

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Apologies if it's a bit corn-y
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Gottemm
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What pan is the best to make sushi in?

Japan.

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Looking for certain tracks

Recently the Nobody 2021 film aired and I haven't been able to track down the whole album in lossless quality only low res amazon mp3's does anyone have these songs in high res?

  • "DON'T LET ME BE MISUNDERSTOOD"
    Written by Bennie Benjamin, Gloria Caldwell, Horace Ott and Sol Marcus
    Performed by Nina Simone
    Courtesy of The Verve Music Group
    Under license from Universal Music Enterprises
  • "HEARTBREAKER"
    Written by Cliff Wade, Geoff Gill
    Performed by Pat Benatar
    Courtesy of Capitol Records
    Under license from Universal Music Enterprises
  • "LIFE IS A BITCH"
    Written & Performed by Luther Allison
    Courtesy of Blind Pig Records/The Orchard
  • "DVIGAI POPOY"
    Written by Ilya Druzyakin, Vyacheslav Hahalkin
    Performed by Mandarinki
    Courtesy of AD Group
    By arrangement with Friendly Fire Licensing
  • "I'VE GOTTA BE ME"
    Written by Walter Marks
    Performed by Steve Lawrence & Eydie GormΓ©
    Courtesy of 43 North Broadway, LLC
    By arrangement with The Orchard
  • "BUHGALTER (THE AUDITOR)"
    Written by Vitaliy Okorokov, Alena Apina
    Performed by Kombintsya
    Courtesy of Publishing House JAM
    Nobody--Production Information 11
  • "SERYE GLAZA"
    Written by Igor Nikolaev
    Performed by Natasha Korolyova
    Courtesy of Igor Nikolaev
    Under license from Digital Project LLC
  • "PIANO CONCERTO NO. 1 IN B FLAT MINOR"
    Written by Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky
  • "I TOLD MYSELF A LIE"
    Written by Otis Blackwell, Jimmy Williams
    Performed by Clyde McPhatter
    Courtesy of Island Records
    Under license from Universal Music Enterprises
  • "I WON'T GIVE YOU UP"
    Written by Magnus Ringblom
    Performed by Almost Here
    Courtesy of Epidemic Sound
  • "FUNKY MUSIC SHO' 'NUFF TURNS ME ON"
    Written by Barrett Strong, Norman Whitfield
    Performed by Edwin Starr
    Courtesy of Motown Records
    Under license from Universal Music Enterprises
  • "STRAIGHTEN UP AND FLY RIGHT"
    Written by Nat King Cole, Irving Mills
    Performed by Dean Hudson and his Orchestra feat. The Sherry Sisters
    Courtesy of the George H. Buck, Jr. Foundation
    By arrangement with The Orchard
  • "WHAT A WONDERFUL WORLD"
    Written by Bob Thiele, George Weiss
    Performed by Louis Armstrong
    Courtesy of The Verve Music Group
    Under license from Universal Music Enterprises
  • "THE IMPOSSIBLE DREAM"
    Written by Joe Darion, Mitch Leigh
    Performed by Andy Williams
    Courtesy of Columbia Records
    By arrangement with Sony Music Entertainment

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so many choices
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Well that didn't cross my mind
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He knows too much
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I've just deleted all the German names off my pre owned iPhone..

it's Hans free now..

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where do pirates get their hooks?

second hand stores!

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If Apple made a car what would it be missing?

Windows

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