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11201. US: A Narrative History Volume 1: To 1877, 8th Edition: James West Davidson

11202. Starting Out with Python, 5th Edition: Tony Gaddis

11203. Sanders' Paramedic Textbook Includes Navigate 2 Essentials Access, 5th Edition: Mick J. Sanders & AAOS & Kim McKenna

11204. Sanders' Paramedic Student Workbook, 5th Edition: Mick J. Sanders & American Academy of Orthopaedic Surgeons (AAOS)

11205. Philosophical, Ideological, and Theoretical Perspectives on Education, 2nd Edition: Gerald L. Gutek

11206. Metaphysics, Meaning, and Modality: Themes from Kit Fine: Mircea Dumitru

11207. Learning Theories: An Educational Perspective, 8th Edition: Dale Schunk

11208. Investments, 9th Canadian Edition: Zvi Bodie & Alex Kane & Alan Marcus & Lorne Switzer

11209. Intelligence Analysis: A Target-Centric Approach, 6th Edition: Robert M. Clark

11210. HR3 with CourseMate, 1 term, 3rd Edition: Angelo DeNisi & Ricky Griffin

11211. Horngren's Accounting, Volume 2, 11th Canadian Edition: Tracie Miller-Nobles & Brenda Mattison & Ella Mae Matsumura

11212. Fundamentals of Business Organizations for Paralegals, 6th Edition: Deborah E. Bouchoux

11213. Financial Accounting, 15th Edition: Carl S. Warren & James M. Reeve & Jonathan Duchac

11214. Contemporary Business, 18th Edition: Louis E. Boone & David L. Kurtz & Susan Berston

11215. Auditing: Assurance and Risk, 4th Edition: W. Robert Knechel & Steven E. Salterio

11216. Beginner's Guide to SOLIDWORKS 2020, Level II: Alejandro Reyes

11217. CCNA 200-301 Official Cert Guide, Volume 1, 1st Edition: Odom Wendell

11218. CCNA 200-301 Official Cert Guide, Volume 2, 1st Edition: Odom Wendell

11219. The New One Minute Manager, 1st Edition: Ken Blanchard & Spencer Johnson

11220. Mosby's Guide to Nursing Diagnosis, 6th Edition: Gail B. Ladwig & Betty J. Ackley & Mary Beth Makic

11221. Your Research Project: Designing, Planning, and Getting Started, 4th Edit

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Do your worst!

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

Buenosdillas

They’re on standbi

Pilot on me!!

Nothing, he was gladiator.

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

When I got home, they were still there.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

I won't be doing that today!

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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

You take away their little brooms

There hasn't been a post all year!

Why

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

Nothing, it just waved

Him: I can explain everything!

(It's his best joke yet I think)

Bob

Just to clarify, 12345678

So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."

Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.

Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...

Notices there's only 2;

Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."

I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.

I was just sitting there doing nothing.

“BOOM”?!

But nobody ever mentions his sister, Onya, who invented the starter pistol.

• If you find your book in the thread below, send the number of the book via reddit chat or via Telegram.
• Almost all the books are in their latest editions and some of them are available in multiple editions too
• Books are delivered through Google-Drive link
• You can also send requests via reddit chat or by Telegram.
• Also, upvote the post if you found it useful

Please find the list below:

11201. US: A Narrative History Volume 1: To 1877, 8th Edition: James West Davidson

11202. Starting Out with Python, 5th Edition: Tony Gaddis

11203. Sanders' Paramedic Textbook Includes Navigate 2 Essentials Access, 5th Edition: Mick J. Sanders & AAOS & Kim McKenna

11204. Sanders' Paramedic Student Workbook, 5th Edition: Mick J. Sanders & American Academy of Orthopaedic Surgeons (AAOS)

11205. Philosophical, Ideological, and Theoretical Perspectives on Education, 2nd Edition: Gerald L. Gutek

11206. Metaphysics, Meaning, and Modality: Themes from Kit Fine: Mircea Dumitru

11207. Learning Theories: An Educational Perspective, 8th Edition: Dale Schunk

11208. Investments, 9th Canadian Edition: Zvi Bodie & Alex Kane & Alan Marcus & Lorne Switzer

11209. Intelligence Analysis: A Target-Centric Approach, 6th Edition: Robert M. Clark

11210. HR3 with CourseMate, 1 term, 3rd Edition: Angelo DeNisi & Ricky Griffin

11211. Horngren's Accounting, Volume 2, 11th Canadian Edition: Tracie Miller-Nobles & Brenda Mattison & Ella Mae Matsumura

11212. Fundamentals of Business Organizations for Paralegals, 6th Edition: Deborah E. Bouchoux

11213. Financial Accounting, 15th Edition: Carl S. Warren & James M. Reeve & Jonathan Duchac

11214. Contemporary Business, 18th Edition: Louis E. Boone & David L. Kurtz & Susan Berston

11215. Auditing: Assurance and Risk, 4th Edition: W. Robert Knechel & Steven E. Salterio

11216. Beginner's Guide to SOLIDWORKS 2020, Level II: Alejandro Reyes

11217. CCNA 200-301 Official Cert Guide, Volume 1, 1st Edition: Odom Wendell

11218. CCNA 200-301 Official Cert Guide, Volume 2, 1st Edition: Odom Wendell

11219. The New One Minute Manager, 1st Edition: Ken Blanchard & Spencer Johnson

11220. Mosby's Guide to Nursing Diagnosis, 6th Edition: Gail B. Ladwig & Betty J. Ackley & Mary Beth Makic

11221. Your Research Project: Designing, Planning, and Getting Started, 4th Ed