A list of puns related to "Silverworker"
Iβm looking for jewelers that work in .999 Fine the way Mene works in 24K for gold and platinum. Also, any other wearable investment places like Mene out there?
Hello, I'm not sure if this kind of question is allowed but thought I'd try.
I have a roleplay character who needs to make an amount of silver weapons (knives etc), maybe 10-15, to fight werewolves. She can afford to buy any amount of pure silver and equipment but it needs to be done under a month. She has another person helping. What methods are the best to use to make this number?
I have a Peterson green spigot from circa 2009.
I initially stopped smoking it because I realized the green finish was turning brown, but recently decided that it's a waste to just leave it sitting in a box. I went to go shine up the silver recently, as it had become very tarnished in the decade or so since I last smoked it.
Imagine my surprise when I discovered that sometime in the decade since I last smoked it (or maybe sometime when I was a stupid kid) it appears that the silver band on the shank has come completely detached and comes clean off the shank.
Does anyone out there have any suggestions for re-fixing the silver army mount cap to the shank? I don't want to use glue or anything without knowing exactly what I'm doing.
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
So June 26, I got a cartilage piercing and a 2nd lobe piercing from Silverworks, SM Megamall branch.
They used a piercing gun for both piercings. Take note that I was uninformed regarding the dangers of piercing guns, but I made sure I asked them if their guns were clean and sanitized. They said yes. I signed a waiver (which I can't remember what said because I wasn't given a copy), and they proceeded with the piercing. (One thing to note was the lady in Silverworks accidentally dropped the earring before proceeding.)
I followed cleaning instructions carefully. Cleaned the piercing twice a day with soap and water, didn't touch it with my fingers, didn't sleep on it. After a nearly a week it started swelling. It was red and sore to touch.
The soreness got worse after a couple of days, and on July 6 I was brought to the emergency room because I couldn't bear the pain anymore. The doctor there removed the piercing and gave me antibiotics. I took the meds and continued cleaning my ear. Pus oozed out a couple of days later and I tried to drain it gently once in a while because it gave me a couple hours of relief before it started hurting again.
A couple of days later, on July 9, I was brought again to the emergency room because I was chilling. No fever yet, just intense chilling and excruciating pain from the piercing. Half of my head was starting to hurt already which was alarming. They checked my blood and found that the infection was starting to spread. I was admitted and was checked by an ENT. Next day after admission, I was feverish.
I underwent a minor surgery to drain all the pus build up and remove a small piece of cartilage that was eaten by the infection. I spent the next 2 days in the hospital for recovery because the general anesthesia/sedation was too strong. Needless to say, my ear now is slightly deformed but getting better.
I was given another batch of antibiotics that cost roughly 8,000 altogether. The hospital bills were 80,000. From a 350 peso piercing, I had to pay nearly 90k because of an infection. Ridiculous.
What could be my next step?
TL;DR: Got my cartilage pierced with a piercing gun from Silverworks. Signed a waiver but didn't get a copy. Developed an infection and bills were about 90k pesos. What's my next step?
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Theyβre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
You take away their little brooms
There hasn't been a post all year!
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