A list of puns related to "Silencing The Singing"
Mum: Wash your hands
Child: Ok Mum (starts to sing very loudly)
Mum: ....in silence!
Child: Don’t be silly Mum....we wash our hands in the sink!
During our Skype call last night:
Her: "Hey, you should sing me a song."
Me: "Ok! Here's my favorite song."
Me: "..."
Me: "..."
Me: "..."
Her: "Well, are you going to start?"
Me: "I already did. I'm singing the Sound of Silence!"
No matter how stupid the jokes are, the groans are always worth it.
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