A list of puns related to "Sigcomm"
Corundum will appear as in invited talk in session 3 of the Workshop on Optical Systems Design (OptSys) at SIGCOMM 2020 on Monday, August 10 at around 2:50pm EDT.Β Incidentally, Corundum was first publicly announced at the inaugural OptSys workshop at SIGCOMM last year.
This year, the SIGCOMM conference sessions will be held via zoom, with questions handled via zoom chat or the sigcomm slack workspace.Β The zoom rooms are only accessible to registered attendees, but the slack workspace is open to everyone.Β All of the papers and associated videos for the main conference are all posted and freely available, linked from the conference program page.Β It doesn't look like the workshop videos have been posted, but I uploaded my presentation to youtube separately in case you want to watch it early or can't otherwise attend the live session.
Relevant links:
Conference program: https://conferences.sigcomm.org/sigcomm/2020
Workshop program: https://conferences.sigcomm.org/sigcomm/2020/workshop-optsys.html
Slack workspace: https://join.slack.com/t/sigcomm/shared_invite/zt-erk5tjkg-bsoSc1UXlOY03uU~E2zPVA
OptSys workshop slack channel: https://sigcomm.slack.com/archives/C017GQ58WTD
Talk information:
Title: Corundum: An Open "Full-Stack" Optical Networking Framework
Presentation video: https://youtu.be/ufKJ-cY96Po
Abstract: Corundum is an open-source, FPGA-based prototyping platform for network interface development at up to 100 Gbps and beyond. The Corundum platform includes several core features to enable real-time, high-line-rate operations including a high-performance datapath, 10G/25G/100G Ethernet MACs, PCI Express (gen 3), a custom PCIe DMA engine, and native high-precision IEEE 1588 timestamping (PTP). In particular, Corundum is designed to support the implementation of a microsecond-precision time-division multiple access (TDMA) hardware scheduler to enforce a TDMA schedule at 100 Gbps line rate with no CPU overhead. In this talk, I'll describe how Corundum can support optical circuit-switched network architectures employing a range of physical-layer technologies, and how applications layered on t
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I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Buenosdillas
Theyβre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
[Removed]
You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
Why
Itβs pronounced βNoel.β
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
French/Finnish art
Country/Canadian rap
Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
Bob
Him: I can explain everything!
(It's his best joke yet I think)
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! π Thank you for the awards.
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