What do you call an ogre in an accident?

A Car Shrek

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👤︎ u/RavenX185
📅︎ Jun 08 2020
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A green ogre came up to me and began saying how stressed he was

I said, "You're a nervous Shrek"

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📅︎ Oct 28 2019
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If shrek was bi

Would he be bi-shrek-ual

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📅︎ Jul 17 2018
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What do you call a shaking green monster?

A nervous shrek

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👤︎ u/EndNorthP
📅︎ Jul 10 2019
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What do you call a Chinese swamp monster?

Chiang Kai-Shrek

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📅︎ Dec 01 2018
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I need help coming up puns with the name Fiona

All I can think of/find is shrek jokes and "The owner/Fiona" puns. It would be great if you guys can help.

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📅︎ Mar 24 2020
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