Short S.18 Knuckleduster
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Short Knuckleduster: gull-winged flying boat prototype for maritime patrol. The engines were evaporatively cooled; the things sticking out above them are the condensers.
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Short Knuckleduster: Interwar prototype flying boat with experimental steam cooled engines
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Why do bathroom sinks have hugeass bowls and tiny short faucets you have to knuckledust your hands against the back wall to get underneath the water?

Why are bathroom faucets so goddamn short? It can't be that much of an issue to add two or three inches to the faucet so you can put your hands in the middle of the bowl instead of up against the back wall.

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The Rent Wasnโ€™t That Cheap

I suppose I should mention that this happened in Ireland. Maybe thatโ€™s all I can tell you with absolute certainty. If you asked me now, I couldnโ€™t even tell you what part of the city it was in, let alone the full address of the block. But I lived there for a short time, it exists in some sense at least, I know that much. I havenโ€™t lost my marbles. Iโ€™m writing this from an internet cafรฉ. I wanted to tell someone before I forgot, like the memory is somehow already becoming hazy or fading away. Like they are making me forget somehow.

The rent wasnโ€™t suspiciously cheap, twenty or twenty-five percent below market rate. Not enough to raise a massive red flag but given the current housing market in [Redacted] maybe I should have been more cautious. But I couldnโ€™t afford the luxury of caution, I needed a place urgently. My old landlord was kicking me out to โ€˜renovateโ€™ the place, a loophole used to hike the rent higher than rent controls allowed for a new tenant. Unlike many people I didnโ€™t have family or friends I could go live with. If I didnโ€™t take this apartment Iโ€™d be out on the streets or in a shelter. Iโ€™d spent enough time in shelters and foster homes growing up. Iโ€™d never go back to that, ever. Iโ€™d worked hard to get educated, get a good job, crawled out of the gutter, I wasnโ€™t crawling back in for anything or anyone, or so I thought.

I moved in two or so weeks ago. Physically the place was in perfect condition, a big upgrade on my old place. It was an old brick factory that had been gutted and renovated. The complex was pretty big, ten floors, I was on the seventh. Maybe a hundred apartments arranged in a square block with a common garden area at the center with a fountain. Unusually utilities were included in the price too, light, heat, broadbandโ€ฆI guess that last one should have raised my suspicions. But as I said, I was desperate.

Iโ€™d been working from home for most of the pandemic anyway so the change of location didnโ€™t make much difference. The first week I didnโ€™t really notice anything much a miss, other than the place was eerily quiet. No screaming babies, no loud house parties, for the size of the block I saw about one or two other people in the soft carpeted hallways on any given day. I was too busy finishing up some contract work before Christmas to notice much of anything, until two nights ago.

I was working late at my laptop when the lights flickered and went out. The only source of illumination now came from the glow of the l

... keep reading on reddit โžก

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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbit walk into a blood donation clinic.

The nurse asked the rabbit, โ€œwhat is your blood type?โ€

โ€œI am probably a type Oโ€ said the rabbit.

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Iโ€™ve got this disease where I canโ€™t stop making airport puns.

The doctor says it terminal.

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Just because it's a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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I heard that by law you have to turn on your headlights when itโ€™s raining in Sweden.

How the hell am I suppose to know when itโ€™s raining in Sweden?

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Puns make me numb

Mathematical puns makes me number

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So my mom is getting her foot cut off today.. (really)

We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.

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Petition to ban rants from this sub

Ants donโ€™t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

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French fries werenโ€™t cooked in France.

They were cooked in Greece.

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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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Why does Spider-Man's calendar only have 11 months?

He lost May

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When I was a single man, I had loads of free time.

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

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You've been hit by
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Girlfriend got me good. Never been more proud of her.

Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.

Gender is fluid.

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My 4 year oldest favourit joke, which he very proudly memorized and told all his teachers.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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I'm sick of you guys posting dumb wordplay in here for awards and upvotes.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies ๐Ÿ˜‚

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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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As a doctor, I have never made a joke about unvaccinated babies before.

But let me give it a shot.

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My wife left me because I couldnโ€™t stop doing impressions of pasta

And now Iโ€™m cannelloni

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Why did Karen press Ctrl+Shift+Delete?

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

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A coworker named Celcius recently retired from my company, so they hired a guy called Kelvin to replace him.

Heโ€™s the new temp.

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I just flew in from Chernobyl

And boy are my arms legs.

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Steve JOBS would have made a better President than Donald Trump

But thatโ€™s comparing apples to oranges

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What do you call a woman whoโ€™s really good at darts?

Amy

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My 7 year old daughter just told me this one. I'm so proud. What did the duck say when he bought chapstick?

Put it on my bill

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So 2 trees got arrested in the town I live...

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

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No gains
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I was almost upset that my coffee tasted like dirt today

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

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How eggs-traordinary
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Duckduckgo
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What is a a bisexual person doing when theyโ€™re not dating anybody?

Theyโ€™re on standbi

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Geometry sucks
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What is the scariest tree?

BamBOO!

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My ten-year-old daughter came up with this at dinner tonight: What do you get if put a copy of Macbeth on top of a dictionary?

A play on words.

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A queen size statement.
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Orion's belt
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Did you know all dogs are made up of only 3 elements?

Calcium, nickel, neon

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Geddit? No? Only me?
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My son, Luke, loves how I named our kids after Star Wars characters...

My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.

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I wanna hear your best airplane puns.

Pilot on me!!

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E or รŸ?
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My fencing opponent laughed at me for bringing a block of cheddar to a sword fight.

Until he discovered it was extra sharp.

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