A list of puns related to "Shoma Anand"
https://twitter.com/AbhishBanerj/status/1460265059666464772
While lakhs of article have been written both in India & in US on how Anand Teltumbde is an honorable Dalit revolutionary par excellence, almost pindrop silence on the fact that his brother is a gun totting Maoist commander.
NIA in its charge-sheet had said Milind was inspired by his elder brother Anand to join the Maoist ranks.
>The National Investigation Agency (NIA) in its October 2020 charge-sheet filed in the Elgar Parishad case said Milind was inspired by his elder brother to join the Maoist ranks. βMilind alias Deepak is expanding the Naxal movement of Maoist in urban areas with the help of his elder brother Anand Teltumbde on the international level and took guidance from him. Milind was inspired by his brother to join the CPI (Maoist) movement,β the NIA charge-sheet said.
https://www.hindustantimes.com/india-news/top-maoist-leader-milind-teltumbde-killed-in-gadchiroli-encounter-101636867384344.html
Here is what witnesses who had attended Bhima Koregaon & Maoist meetings have to speak about esteemed IIT & IIM branded "Dalit Scholar" Anand Teltumbde:
>A witness in the Elgar Parishad-Bhima Koregaon case has told the National Investigation Agency (NIA) that in a meeting, activist and academician Anand Teltumbde had made a statement about reinventing Dalit militancy as well as revolutionary resurgence under the Maoist leadership.
>Another witness claimed Teltumbde used to attend international conferences in countries like the Philippines, Peru and Turkey under the guise of academic visits and bring back Maoist literature and videos in digital form. The witness said the videos and literature were shown to members of CPI (Maoist), a banned organisation, during training and classes.
>Teltumbde was arrested on April 14 and is among the eight against whom the NIA submitted a supplementary chargesheet on October 9. The case pertains to caste clashes that broke out at Bhima Koregaon near Pune on January 1, 2018.
>The witness also claimed that absconding accused Milind Teltumbde, an alleged senior member of CPI (Maoist), used to discuss plans to expand the naxal movement in urban areas with his brother, Anand. βMilind used to meet Anand for guidance to advance the movement of CPI (Maoist) in the jungle and urban areas,β the chargesheet said. The chargesheet also said Milind used to say his older sibling had inspired him to join the movement.
>The ch
... keep reading on reddit β‘Reports by a digital forensics consulting company named Arsenal Consulting reveal that malware was used to surveil and plant evidence on the computers of two of the accused in the Bhima Koregaon case. In this post, we look at these reports closely to provide an informed basis for commentary on digital evidence, forensics, and ongoing conversations on the use of malware such as Pegasus.
The Bhima Koregaon case relates to the violence that took place on January 1, 2018 at the annual celebrations held in its namesake village to commemorate the Battle of Bhima Koregaon in which the predominantly Dalit British army defeated the Peshwa army, led by Peshwa Bajirao II. However, the celebrations taking place in 2018 were larger than usual to mark the 200th anniversary of the battle. Tensions in the area had started simmering on December 29, 2017, the day Govind Gopal Mahar's memorial was found desecrated as a result of ongoing issues between the Dalit and Maratha communities in the region. The incident found mention in the Elgar Parishad, a big public conference organised by Dalit and Bahujan groups on December 31, 2017. As a result, on January 1, the historically peaceful event turned violent which led to one person from the Maratha community being killed and several others being injured. A few months later, however, the police suddenly claimed the violence was provoked by activists and human rights lawyers, some of whom had attended the Elgar Parishad programme.
The activists and human rights lawyers who were arrested by the Police in connection to case are collectively referred to as the BK-16 and include: academics Anand Teltumbde, Shoma Sen and Hany Babu; Adivasi rights activists Stan Swamy and Mahesh Raut; poets Varavara Rao and Sudhir Dhawale; lawyers Surendra Gadling and Sudha Bharadwaj; writer-researcher Gautam Navlakha, activists Rona Wilson, Arun Ferreira and Vernon Gonsalves, and members of the cultural group, Kabir Kala Manch: Sagar Gorkhe, Ramesh Ghaichor and Jyoti Jagtap.
In spite of the courtβs refusal to issue a search warrant, the [Pune police on April 17, 2018](https://www.newslaundry.com/2021/01/02/bhima-koregaon-case-
... keep reading on reddit β‘I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
I didn't like the hungama 2 trailer. I missed Shoma anand in it. It was dull and boring.
But I will like to say that it was nice deviation from Old actor young actress with Shilpa romancing younger guy. She looks fabulous and young.
It shows that actresses should have longer life
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
BamBOO!
Theyβre on standbi
>In 2010 an IB report blew away the PUCLβs patina of altruism. According to the report, PUCL was a βfront organisationβ of the outlawed Maoist terrorists. Said the IB communique: βIt is after the front bodies have done the groundwork that the armed activity would start.β
https://www.rbth.com/blogs/2014/06/15/why_india_should_follow_vladimir_putins_lead_on_ngos_35945
What kind of membership they prefer?
>They should preferably be members of the PUCL. 2. Lawyers, retired members of the judiciary, journalists, college/University teachers, experienced activists would generally prove suited for this type of work.
Easy to understand why.
Fai-Sachar episode
>Kashmir-born Fai, who headed the Washington-based NGO Kashmir American Council (KAC), was arrested by the FBI on July 19 for not declaring that he was a Pakistani agent.
>Fai had been an ISI asset for at least 25 years. ISI secretly funded and controlled his NGO for over a decade. As part of his assigned tasks of lobbying US lawmakers and building up global pressure on Kashmir, Fai organised a series of 'Kashmir Peace Conferences' in Washington, attended by scholars, senior journalists, academics and human rights activists from both India and Pakistan besides US scholars and Congressmen. The 11th such conference in July last year had former Indian High Commissioner to the UK Kuldip Nayar, Justice Rajinder Sachar, anthropologist Angana Chatterji and Human Rights activist Rita Manchanda as invitees.
>"I have known Fai for some years but had no idea he was working for the ISI," says Justice Sachar. "I was invited because of my work with the People's Union for Civil Liberties, which has been documenting human rights abuses in Kashmir for two decades," he says. Among other human rights activists who have attended KAC seminars are Gautam Navlakha.
https://www.indiatoday.in/magazine/nation/story/20110801-us-based-isi-agent-ghulam-nabi-fai-746997-2011-07-22
India Today calls it guilt by association, because of course, how could these poor terror defending "activists" know Fai was an ISI agent. Except wait..
>FBI chargesheet against Fai mentions a certain Mary who
**Major General Bajwa was the head of ISIβs Security Directorate, which was responsible for nurturing and hel
... keep reading on reddit β‘Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Christopher Walken
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
I won't be doing that today!
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Where ever you left it π€·ββοΈπ€
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
You take away their little brooms
It was about a weak back.
Itβs pronounced βNoel.β
Why
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
French/Finnish art
Country/Canadian rap
Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
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