A list of puns related to "Shirley Horn"
Ok so this has been driving me slightly mad for years! Does anyone know where the Dixie horn (dukes of hazzard car horn) is coming from that can be heard in Shirley?
Usually only during the day but itβs so random! It really amuses me but I just want to know why/ what it is so I can stop wondering about it every time I hear it
Anyone know what all the car horns is about, sounds like dozens of car/lorry horns all being constantly blown, been going on for 20 mins now.
All records are unopened unless otherwise stated. Shipping is included in the price listed. I would reduce the total cost $3 per record purchased after the first. I can only ship in the U.S.
The Dave Brubeck Quartet ββ Jazz Goes To College - $26
Miles Davis - Blue Moods - $20
Miles Davis - Kind of Blue - $22
Miles Davis & Robert Glasper ββ Everything's Beautiful - $17
Duke Ellington ββ Ellington Uptown - $25
Dexter Gordon ββ Take The 'A' Train (Blue Vinyl) - $22
Shirley Horn ββ Softly - $21
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
I thought this could be an interesting conversation.
What albums do you feel deserve a [new] reissue, but haven't got one?
Theyβre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
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