Shining Knight Puns

A list of puns related to "Shining Knight"

Knight in shining armour.
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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Oct 30 2021
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I just wanted to be her knight in shining armor
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👤︎ u/AWACS-Thunderhead
📅︎ Jun 24 2020
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(want to annoy coworkers on a slow day?) "Hey, can you call a wizard or a knight in shining armor?"

[cue confused looks]

"Because, today is a draggin'!" (dragon)

[cue "I hate you" looks and/or painful eye-roll]

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👤︎ u/Feddny
📅︎ Jul 24 2019
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I can't believe we sent the sun's god to the moon over 50 years before we sent Artemis, the moon's god.

We should Apollogize.

edit: doh. Thanks, knight-errant52 in your shining armor

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👤︎ u/prybot
📅︎ Nov 18 2022
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Why did Sir Lancelot get into the wardrobe?

He wanted to be a knight in shining armoire.

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👤︎ u/rszim94
📅︎ Aug 19 2022
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