Shih Tzu Dog Puns

They practice jushihtzu.

It was a shih tzu.

About a year ago, my mom took me and my siblings to the zoo. I didn't really like it there though. In the whole zoo there was only 1 dog there.

Yeah, it was a shih tzu.

They only had one dog. It was a Shih Tzu.

I went to a zoo the only had one animal, a dog.

It was a shih-tzu

And they only had one animal. A tiny little fluffy dog. It was a real Shih Tzu.

My dad is full of these..

Dad: I went to a dog zoo the other day, it only had one dog.

Me: Really?

Dad: Yeah it was a ShihTzu

Over the weekend, while working in the yard, a neighbor walked by and asked if I had seen their dog. I told her I hadn't, but I would keep watch out for it.

A little bit later a police cruiser pulled up and asked if I had seen a shih tzu. I told them that there was one in Columbus and one in Cincinnati, but they were both pretty good. The passenger rolled his eyes, but the driver literally laughed out loud. The dad was apparent.

When they entered the zoo, they found there was only one dog in the whole place and no other animals. The man says to his family "Well kids, this is a Shih tzu".

"Did you hear about the new movie, Constipation?"

"It hasn't come out yet."

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"This guy went to a zoo. The only animal they had was a dog."

"It was a shih tzu."

Dad: "I went to this zoo the other day. It only had one animal, a dog. It was a shih tzu."

This one is performed best when spoken aloud.

So one of my coworkers has like six Shih Tzu dogs that she wants to breed. One of her friends just got a French Bulldog puppy. She told me that when the puppy was old enough to be able to breed with her dogs she could have French Bullshih Puppies.

There was only one dog in it

It was a real shih tzu

They only had one animal, a dog. It was a shih tzu.

There was only one dog there. It was a shih tzu.

.. and it was empty, except for a single dog.

It was a Shih Tzu.

The one animal was only a dog. It was a Shih Tzu.

We only saw a single dog. It was a shih tzu