Author u/damnuchucknorris

Part 1: Prequel to the Big Dip

Abstract

I hope to get the reader an example of how Wall Street was able to crush (retail) the 99% during the Great Recession. Even though they didn’t have solid claims bound to mortgages that they issued. And how this time all shareholders of Gamestop are facing the same thing with a minor difference. I have created this paper as a high school compare and contrast essay including what happened with the Great Recession including causes and effects and contrasting it with what is happing present-day with Gamestop and how the general public is being strung along. Most sources are primary in nature and taken mainly from Too Big To Fail & Chain of Title. There are also a few pictures included for the smoothies.

Let me tell you a story about the 2008 housing crisis and now;

I need to take you back to the 1950s when a WWII vet who became a title officer noticed flaws in the Florida mortgage system that took decades to sort out. As a lawyer he wrote the rules for legal practice & procedure in the state, hoping to avoid the mess in the future. When the Savings & Loan scandal ended in the 1990’s Congress ended up creating the Resolution Trust Corporation, which took over all the banks & their mortgages and allowed the homeowners a path towards continuing their mortgage in the name of stability. It allowed banks to get rid of their toxic assets. The state of Georgia saw it in 2002 tried to pass a law for the people & the entire industry turned on them S&P and Moody’s refused to rate securities backed by loans from the state. In 2004 the FBI warned of a mortgage fraud epidemic. “If fraudulent practices became systemic within the mortgage industry. It will ultimately place financial institutions at risk and have adverse effects on the stock market” Chris Swecker. Before every recession happens they always say, “it’s different this time.” Jean-Baptiste Alphonse Karr says “The more things change, the more they stay the same.” I will show you how everything is different this time but it’s really the same.

David Einhorn called out fraud on Allied Capital. How did the SEC respond? They investigated him & eventually never found any wrongdoing. But the damage was already done as his wife was fired from her position as a journalist just by being married to him. These people have no conscience when attacking someone through any proxy. It’s ok because Einhorn kept p

Good morning San Diago,

I am Rensole,

Kenny phone call, it's from Asia...

*insert flashy intro card*

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none of this is financial advice.

First let's get some things out of the way, tomorrow is "Good friday" this means that tomorrow the markets will be closed.

https://www.nasdaqtrader.com/Trader.aspx?id=Calendar

This means that today is the last day of trading of this week.

FTD numbers

I'd like to thank u/SituationGoood for posting this for us.

the numbers Mason...

as you can see it's still cyclical so it seems their MO has not changed

and like always... this just means to stay the course hold and go on.

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The ETF rebalance

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These are the ETFS that rebalanced yesterday. I have not had time personally to check out if any of these had GME in them, so sorry for that.

Some comments have said that there are where no GME in these

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Fake reddit messages

Also something that seems to be cropping up is a new shill tactic of sending people on here fake messages acting like they are from reddit themselves.

Remember these are not messages from reddit themselves and if you receive these kinds of messages you should report them to reddit themselves immediately

https://preview.redd.it/sf6p4vmhziq61.png?width=702&format=png&auto=webp&s=0d1e24f987bbe1fbd48ae99cdf8f934fecf76be5

Remember Reddit staff will never ask you to take any monetary action, or ask you to liquidate any holdings. because this is none of their business.

If reddit chooses to end your account or ban you, you'll get banned. its never followed with "but if you pay X" or "if you sell X" this is not how Reddit functions

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Please take these ema

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

The nurse asked the rabbit, “what is your blood type?”

“I am probably a type O” said the rabbit.

Mentos

(I will see myself out)

The doctor says it terminal.

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

Do your worst!

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

Mathematical puns makes me number

We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

He lost May

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.

Gender is fluid.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

But let me give it a shot.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

He’s the new temp.

And now I’m cannelloni

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

And boy are my arms legs.

Amy

Put it on my bill

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

They’re on standbi

BamBOO!

A play on words.

Calcium, nickel, neon

My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.