Shawkat Osman Puns

Sector 1: General Ziaur Rahman Secretly connived with Khondakar Mostaq in 1975, ignored Bangabandhu assassination, tried to wipe out Ideology of Liberation Movement, wiped out huge numbers of Army and Air Force officers in sham trials, got killed by another Sctor Commander in 1981

Sector 1: Major Rafiqul Islam Shunted out of Army after 1975 Coup, joined BAL.

Sector 2: General Khaled Mosharrof As CGS, Launched Counter Coup on 3 Nov 1975 against Ziaur Rahman and Khondakar Mostaq, was killed on 7 Nov 1975 Counter-Counter Coup by JSD allied officers under Col Abu Taher (with connivance of Ziaur Rahman and ISI) Sector 2: Major ATM Haider Part of Khaled Mosharrof’s Counter Coup, Killed alongside Khaled Mosharrof on 7 Nov 1975 by JSD Rebels.

Sector 3: General K.M. Shafiullah Made COAS b y Bangabandhu in 1972, generally incompetent, unable to save Bangabandhu in 15 Aug 1975, widely considered to have acquiesced to Khondakar Mostaq’s coup, was removed by Mostaq in place of Zia, ended career in disgrace. Sector 3:

Brigadier Nuruzzaman Made Commander of Jatiya Rakkhi Bahini (BAL Militia) by Bangabandhu in 1972, like Shafiullah widely considered to have acquiesced to Khondakar Mostaq Coup, packed off as Ambassador to Sweden after 1975, ended career in disgrace.

Sector 4: General Chittaranjan Dutta Made Director General of BDR in 1972, abruptly resigned in 1974, later became vocal minority rights activist and claimed Bangladesh was unfair to minorities.

Sector 5:

General Mir Shawkat Ali Was staunch ally of Ziaur Rahman after 1975, joined BNP, later protested against BNP alliance with Jamat

Sector 6: Wing Commander Khademul Bashar Was Chief of Air Force after 1972, supported Khondakar Mostaq-Zia regime initially, killed abruptly in air crash in 1976.

Sector 7:

Major Nazmul Huq Tragically died in an accident in September 1971 Sector 7:

Major Quazi Nooruzzaman Did not join the Army after 1971, was quite bitter at treatment meted out to freedom fighters, was bitter against all post-Independence Governments and felt ideals of Liberation War had been consigned to dustbin by post Independence Governments, was against influence of Razkars in society.

Sector 8: Major Abu Osman Chowdhury Vigorously opposed the Khondakar Mostaq-Ziaur Rahman Coup of 1975, his wife was killed by Bangabandhu killers, kicked out from Army in 1976.

Sector 8: General Abul Manzoor Got involved in Communist politics and JSD under guidance of Colonel Abu Taher, as Chittagong Cantonment Co

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Do your worst!

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

They’re on standbi

Pilot on me!!

Nothing, he was gladiator.

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

When I got home, they were still there.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

I won't be doing that today!

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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

You take away their little brooms

There hasn't been a post all year!

Why

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

Nothing, it just waved

Him: I can explain everything!

(It's his best joke yet I think)

Bob

Just to clarify, 12345678

So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."

Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.

Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...

Notices there's only 2;

Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."

I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.

I was just sitting there doing nothing.

But nobody ever mentions his sister, Onya, who invented the starter pistol.

“BOOM”?!

free

"That's what they're fighting about."