Sharp Eyed Puns

A list of puns related to "Sharp Eyed"

Just a moment ago, my hands began to convulse, my fingernails turned into sharp talons, my palms became thick, hairy, and tough. I closed my eyes and took a deep breath and the feeling went away

I just had two paws for a moment

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👤︎ u/icemage27
📅︎ Apr 24 2021
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On the dad joke scale, I got my first ever eye-roll and sharp exhale WITH a walk out of the room from my wife!

Me: Today was an awful day at work

Wife: Are you serious? Tell me about it

Me: I’m not Sirius, I’m your husband. And Itt was a short, hirsute creature who looked short of like a haystack with sunglasses; he was Gomez’s cousin and spoke in high pitched gibberish all the time. Now if we could get back to my day...

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👤︎ u/mfitzy87
📅︎ Aug 22 2019
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I was shopping the other day and some really sharp clothes caught my eye.

It was really painful.

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👤︎ u/pigonawing1977
📅︎ Apr 04 2018
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What do you call a Filipina with something sharp in her eye?

A pinay

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👤︎ u/Ohdaswet
📅︎ Nov 03 2017
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There's a big scratch on the inside of my glasses...

I must have sharp eyes.

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👤︎ u/DuctTapeNinja99
📅︎ Apr 02 2021
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7 yr old daughter dropped this when I held up her 2 ice cream cone shaped nail polish bottles to my eyes

Me: "hi I'm jimmy ice cream eyes" Her: "hi Jimmy, you're looking sharp today.." As she walked away.

It's like she doesn't even have to try

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👤︎ u/legomason
📅︎ Jan 07 2016
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Got my mother-in-law

Eating some cheddar on crackers over the weekend.

"This cheese is very good! I normally don't buy cheddar, especially the sharp kind." - Mother in law

"Me neither, it always cuts my hands." - Me

"Why would it cut your..." she starts then makes the connection. Got groans and eye rolls from both fiance and mother-in-law.

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👤︎ u/SpinDocktor
📅︎ Feb 18 2014
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