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I got 167 responses. Here are the names, in order from most masculine to most feminine:

Bert, Earl, Edward, Toby, Tristan, Brett, Dale, Dean, George, Carter, Daryl, Cecil, Chase, Christian, Remington, Jerry, Darian, Donnie, Dusty, Ellis, Ellison, Marlon, Micah, Noel, Parker, Forrest, Freddie, Glenn, Louie, Ryan, Shawn, Tommie, Johnnie, Carson, Noah, Jimmie, Adrian, Austin, Jensen, Mickey, Monte, Logan, Phoenix, Randy, Ricky, Santos, Tony, Willie, Dylan, Hunter, August, Marty, Joe, Emerson, Finley, Gene, Sawyer, Vern, Ray, Robbie, Ashton, Cody, Drew, Elliot, Odell, Odie, Ollie, Bentley, Chris, Gabriel, Gerry, Rylan, Terry, Tyler, Vernell, Matty, Joey, Jay, Corey, Dallas, Marcel, Lennox, Barrie, Bellamy, Bobbie, Chandler, Channing, Denver, Dion, Frankie, Marlo, Milan, Rory, Zion, Landry, Kalen, Cameron, Jeffie, Lennon, Collins, Cruz, Dennie, Ezra, Francis, Tatum, Campbell, Kai, Devin, Mannie, Perry, Presley, Ronnie, Lee, Floy, Sutton, Vernie, Hayden, Charlie, Berkley, Blake, Lennie, Alpha, Ira, Jayden, Ozell, Ozie, Palmer, Kirby, Trinidad, Reese, Remy, Robin, Braylen, Merle, Jordan, Clemence, Germaine, Merrill, Oral, Lonnie, Alex, Lupe, Ardell, Raylkan, Jamie, Guadalupe, Rowan, Royal, Taylor, Valentine, Monroe, Nicky, Ari, Byrd, Rene, Armani, Elgie, Olie, Bertie, Arden, Erie, Salem, Seven, Virgie, Dell, Riley, Rossie, Harley, Leighton*, Aubrey*, Avi*, Bailey*, Desi*, River*, Sammie*, Loren*, Lou*, Allyn*, Justice, Dannie, Angel, Gussie, Holland, Perley, Peyton, Jess(i)e, Kamari, Morgan, Ali, Golden, Sheridan, Stevie, Avery, Harlow, Hollis, Montana, Oakley, Ocie, Ossie, Pat, Reagan, Kyrie, Larue, Neely, Emery, Legacy, Santana, Shea, Skyler, Teagan, Amari, Azariah, Marley, Kendall, Casey, Arlie, Darby, Early, Parley, Leslie, Billie, Dakota, Marion, Maxie, Lannie, Carey, Alta, Garnet, McKinley, Sandy, Tory, Kennedy, Claudie, Clemmie, Ell, Jackie, Jan, Akira, London, Hadley, Erin, Shelby, Sydney, Mackenzie, Darcy, Jammie, Ottie, Kelly, Blair, Britt, Andra, Gail, Lyric, Shiloh, Val, Waverly, Briar, Brook, Alexis, Ashley, Atha, Audie, Augustine, Dana, Dee, Elza, Elzie, Jean, Linnie, Oda, Ola, Paris, Sage, Addison, Jody, Kay, Kenya, Kenyatta, Kim, Harper, Rain, Love, Carmel, Elisha, Carroll, Alva, Lindsey, Madison, Nakia, Fay, Shannon, Tracy, Kelsey, Laverne, Augusta, Bee, Beryl, Raven, Carmen, Dominique, Effie, Elva, Ivory, Nova, Page, Esta, Whitney, Pink, Roma, Cassidy, Ariel, June, Connie, Lynn, Clair, Essie, Winnie, Diamond, Jade, Ora, Andrea, Berni

Just as i did last year, I'm organizing the various different Hollywood guild awards into one post. I'll update this the best i can as the awards come out. Winners will be in bold

#Producer Guild of America

Winners Announced March 19

Darryl F. Zanuck Award for Outstanding Producer of Theatrical Motion Pictures

1. Being the Ricardos - Todd Black
2. Belfast - Laura Berwick, Kenneth Branagh, Becca Kovacik, Tamar Thomas
3. CODA - Philippe Rousselet, Fabrice Gianfermi, Patrick Wachsberger
4. Don’t Look Up - Adam McKay, Kevin Messick
5. Dune - Mary Parent, Cale Boyter, Denis Villeneuve
6. King Richard - Tim White, Trevor White, Will Smith
7. Licorice Pizza - Sara Murphy, Paul Thomas Anderson, Adam Somner
8. The Power of the Dog - Jane Campion, Tanya Seghatchian, Emile Sherman & Iain Canning, Roger Frappier
9. tick, tick…BOOM! - Julie Oh, Lin-Manuel Miranda
10. West Side Story - Steven Spielberg, Kristie Macosko Krieger

Award for Outstanding Producer of Animated Theatrical Motion Pictures

1. Encanto - Yvett Merino, Clark Spencer
2. Luca - Andrea Warren
3. The Mitchells vs. The Machines - Phil Lord & Christopher Miller, Kurt Albrecht
4. Raya and the Last Dragon - Osnat Shurer, Peter Del Vecho
5. Sing 2 - Chris Meledandri, Janet Healy

Award for Outstanding Producer of Documentary Motion Pictures

1. Ascension - Jessica Kingdon, Kira Simon-Kennedy, Nathan Truesdell
2. The First Wave - Eligibility Determination Pending
3. Flee - Eligibility Determination Pending
4. In The Same Breath - Nanfu Wang, Jialing Zhang, Julie Goldman & Christopher Clements, Carolyn Hepburn
5. The Rescue - Eligibility Determination Pending
6. Simple As Water - Robin Hessman, Megan Mylan
7. Summer Of Soul (…Or, When the Revolution Could Not Be Televised) - Joseph Patel, David Dinerstein, Robert Fyvolent
8. Writing With Fire - Rintu Thomas, Sushmit Ghosh

#Directors Guild of America

Winners Announced March 12

Outstanding Directorial Achievement in Theatrical Feature Film

1. Belfast - Kenneth Branagh
2. Dune - Denis Villeneuve
3. Licorice Pizza - Paul Thomas Anderson
4. The Power of the Dog - Jane Campion
5. West Side Story - Steven Spielberg

Outstanding Directorial Achievement in First-Time Feature Film

1. The Lost Daughter - Maggie Gyllenhaal
2. Passing - Rebecca Hall
3. Pig - Michael Sarnoski
4. Prayer for the Stolen - Tatiana Huezo
5. Shiva Baby - Emma Seligman
6. Tick, Tick... Boom! - Lin-Manuel Miranda

Outstanding Directorial Achievement in Documentary

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

The nurse asked the rabbit, “what is your blood type?”

“I am probably a type O” said the rabbit.

The doctor says it terminal.

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

Do your worst!

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

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Mathematical puns makes me number

We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

He lost May

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.

Gender is fluid.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

But let me give it a shot.

And now I’m cannelloni

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

He’s the new temp.

And boy are my arms legs.

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

Amy

Put it on my bill

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

They’re on standbi

BamBOO!

A play on words.

Calcium, nickel, neon

I got 167 responses. Here are the names, in order from most masculine to most feminine:

Bert, Earl, Edward, Toby, Tristan, Brett, Dale, Dean, George, Carter, Daryl, Cecil, Chase, Christian, Remington, Jerry, Darian, Donnie, Dusty, Ellis, Ellison, Marlon, Micah, Noel, Parker, Forrest, Freddie, Glenn, Louie, Ryan, Shawn, Tommie, Johnnie, Carson, Noah, Jimmie, Adrian, Austin, Jensen, Mickey, Monte, Logan, Phoenix, Randy, Ricky, Santos, Tony, Willie, Dylan, Hunter, August, Marty, Joe, Emerson, Finley, Gene, Sawyer, Vern, Ray, Robbie, Ashton, Cody, Drew, Elliot, Odell, Odie, Ollie, Bentley, Chris, Gabriel, Gerry, Rylan, Terry, Tyler, Vernell, Matty, Joey, Jay, Corey, Dallas, Marcel, Lennox, Barrie, Bellamy, Bobbie, Chandler, Channing, Denver, Dion, Frankie, Marlo, Milan, Rory, Zion, Landry, Kalen, Cameron, Jeffie, Lennon, Collins, Cruz, Dennie, Ezra, Francis, Tatum, Campbell, Kai, Devin, Mannie, Perry, Presley, Ronnie, Lee, Floy, Sutton, Vernie, Hayden, Charlie, Berkley, Blake, Lennie, Alpha, Ira, Jayden, Ozell, Ozie, Palmer, Kirby, Trinidad, Reese, Remy, Robin, Braylen, Merle, Jordan, Clemence, Germaine, Merrill, Oral, Lonnie, Alex, Lupe, Ardell, Raylkan, Jamie, Guadalupe, Rowan, Royal, Taylor, Valentine, Monroe, Nicky, Ari, Byrd, Rene, Armani, Elgie, Olie, Bertie, Arden, Erie, Salem, Seven, Virgie, Dell, Riley, Rossie, Harley, Leighton*, Aubrey*, Avi*, Bailey*, Desi*, River*, Sammie*, Loren*, Lou*, Allyn*, Justice, Dannie, Angel, Gussie, Holland, Perley, Peyton, Jess(i)e, Kamari, Morgan, Ali, Golden, Sheridan, Stevie, Avery, Harlow, Hollis, Montana, Oakley, Ocie, Ossie, Pat, Reagan, Kyrie, Larue, Neely, Emery, Legacy, Santana, Shea, Skyler, Teagan, Amari, Azariah, Marley, Kendall, Casey, Arlie, Darby, Early, Parley, Leslie, Billie, Dakota, Marion, Maxie, Lannie, Carey, Alta, Garnet, McKinley, Sandy, Tory, Kennedy, Claudie, Clemmie, Ell, Jackie, Jan, Akira, London, Hadley, Erin, Shelby, Sydney, Mackenzie, Darcy, Jammie, Ottie, Kelly, Blair, Britt, Andra, Gail, Lyric, Shiloh, Val, Waverly, Briar, Brook, Alexis, Ashley, Atha, Audie, Augustine, Dana, Dee, Elza, Elzie, Jean, Linnie, Oda, Ola, Paris, Sage, Addison, Jody, Kay, Kenya, Kenyatta, Kim, Harper, Rain, Love, Carmel, Elisha, Carroll, Alva, Lindsey, Madison, Nakia, Fay, Shannon, Tracy, Kelsey, Laverne, Augusta, Bee, Beryl, Raven, Carmen, Dominique, Effie, Elva, Ivory, Nova, Page, Esta, Whitney, Pink, Roma, Cassidy, Ariel, June, Connie, Lynn, Clair, Essie, Winnie, Diamond, Jade, Ora, Andrea, Berni

 

 

 

 

 

 

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