Do your worst!
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
They’re on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
If you couldn't tell, I ended the QBs as recruits thing because conference realignment and it may age like fine wine in the next few weeks. This is its replacement.
This is, well, every incoming transfer for each Big 12 school. Where they came from will also be presented. I made this to show the "states" of programs, if you will, and to see how they potentially improved their teams.
Baylor
WR Hal Presley - Auburn
IOL Jacob Gall - Buffalo
WR Drew Estrada - Dartmouth
IOL Grant Miller - Vanderbilt
DT Siaki Ika - LSU
Iowa State
S Jaquan Amos - Villanova
K Andrew Mevis - Fordham
Kansas
RB Kevin Orange - Missouri Western State
LB Cornell Wheeler - Michigan
CB Jeremy Webb - Missouri State
DL Ronald McGee - Buffalo
IOL Michael Ford Jr. - Buffalo
LB Rich Miller - Buffalo
Edge Zion DeBose - Virginia Tech
DL Eddie Wilson - Buffalo
WR Trevor Solomon-Wilson - Buffalo
IOL Mike Novitsky - Buffalo
QB Jason Bean - North Texas
WR Kevin Terry - Texas Tech
C Colin Grunhard- Notre Dame
Kansas State
Reggie Stubblefield - Prairie View A&M
Kade Warner - Nebraska
Gabe Garber - Kansas
DL Timmy Horne - Charlotte
LB Eric Munoz - Utah State
TE Daniel Imatorbhebhe - Illinois
S Julius Brents - Iowa
S Russ Yeast - Louisville
Oklahoma (they're playing in the Big 12 this year so I'm putting them here)
RB Kevontre Bradford - LSU
OT Wanya Morris - Tennessee
RB Eric Gray - Tennessee
S Key Lawrence - Tennessee
WR Mike Woods - Arkansas
P Josh Plaster - Arizona State
OG Robert Congel - Arizona
QB Micah Bowens - Penn State
Oklahoma State
RB Jaylen Warren - Utah State
S Trey Rucker - Wake Forest
IOL Danny Godlevske - Miami OH
WR Davontavean Martin - Washington State
OT Chandler Anthony - North Texas
TCU
TE Geor'quarius Spivey - Mississippi State
WR Shadrach Banks - Texas A&M
CB T.J. Carter - Memphis
OT Obinna Eze - Memphis
WDE Kenny Turnier - UCF
QB Chandler Morris - Oklahoma
Texas (same situation as Oklahoma)
RB Keilan Robinson - Alabama
LB Ben Davis - Alabama
LB Devin Richardson - New Mexico State
LB Ovie Oghoufo - Notre Dame
OLB Ray Thornton- LSU
WR Brenden Schooler - Arizona
CB Darion Dunn - McNeese State
Texas Tech
Edge Robert Wooten - Virginia Tech
WR Kaylon Geiger - Troy
QB Tyler Shough - Oregon
S Reggie Pearson Jr. - Wisconsin
CB Rayshad Williams - UCLA
OT TJ Storment - TCU
LB Jesiah Pierre - Florida
Marquis Waters - Texas Tech Duke
CB Mal
... keep reading on reddit ➡
You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
After all his first name is No-vac
Buenosdillas
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
Bob
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.
Just to clarify, 12345678
Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...
Notices there's only 2;
Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."
I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.
I was just sitting there doing nothing.
“BOOM”?!
"That's what they're fighting about."
Because his Visa didn’t work.
Because the audience only responds in a low ha
