Seychellois Creole Puns

Hi,

Is anyone a Seychellois creole tutor or if you can give me the details of someone can you please message me.

Thank you 😊

Hi everyone! I'm a language recruiter from Appen and I'm currently looking for translators for a work from home opportunity. The tasks entail the translation of common daily colloquial expressions and idiomatic nuances.

Must be a native speaker of: Wu Chinese, Min Chinese, Luganda/Ganda, Meadow Mari/Eastern Mari, Sango, Seychellois Creole, South Bolivian Quechua, Nigerian Pidgin, West central oromo, Nigerian Fulfulde, Setswana, Tok Pisin & Bislama.

Pay rate: varies from 15.00-25.00 USD/hour.

If interested, please contact me at agaleon@appen.com so I can send you further details of the project and how to apply. Thank you!

Am oko unyum bage hinloka.

• Antigua and Barbuda: Antigua (Espanisa), Wadadli (Arawak) ji Barbuda (Espanisa)
• The Bahamas: The Bahamas (Englisa)
• Bahrain: البحرين "al-Baḥrayn" (Arabisa)
• Barbados: Barbados (Englisa)
• Benin: Bénin (Fransesa)
• Bhutan: འབྲུག་ཡུལ "(am oko ji oko)" (Dzongkha)
• Bolivia: Bolivia (Espanisa)
• Bosnia and Herzegovina: Bosna (Bosnian), Hercegovina (Serbo-Croatian)
• Botswana: Botswana (Tswana, Englisa)
• Brunei: Brunei (Malay)
• Burkina Faso: Burkina Faso (Fransesa)
• Burundi: Uburundi (Rundi), Burundi (Fransesa)
• Cambodia: កម្ពុជា "Kampuciə" (Khmer)
• Cape Verde: Cabo Verde (Portugalsa)
• Central African Republic: Ködörösêse tî Bêafrîka (Sango), République centrafricaine (Fransesa), Centrafrique (Fransesa)
• Comoros: Komori (Comorian), القمر "al-Qumur" (Arabisa), Comores (Fransesa)
• Congo: Congo (Fransesa)
• Costa Rica: Costa Rica (Espanisa)
• Côte d'Ivoire: Côte d'Ivoire (Fransesa)
• Croatia: Hrvatska (Croatian)
• Democratic Republic of the Congo: République démocratique du Congo (Fransesa)
• Djibouti: Jabuuti (Somali), Yibuuti (Afar), جيبوتي "Jībūtī" (Arabisa), Djibouti (Fransesa)
• Dominica: Dominica (Englisa)
• Dominican Republic: República Dominicana (Espanisa)
• East Timor: Timór-Leste (Tetum), Timor-Leste (Portugalsa)
• El Salvador: El Salvador (Espanisa)
• Equatorial Guinea: Guinea Ecuatorial (Espanisa), Guinée équatoriale (Fransesa), Guiné Equatorial (Portugalsa)
• Eritrea: ኤርትራ "Ertra" (Tigrinya)
• Eswatini: eSwatini (Swazi)
• Federated States of Micronesia: Federated States of Micronesia (Englisa)
• Fiji: Viti (Fijian), फ़िजी "Fijī" (Fiji Hindi), Fiji (Englisa)
• Gabon: Gabon (Fransesa)
• The Gambia: The Gambia (Englisa)
• Grenada: Grenada (Englisa)
• Guinea: Guinée (Fransesa)
• Guinea-Bissau: Guiné-Bissau (Portugalsa)
• Guyana: Guyana (Englisa)
• Haiti: Ayiti (Haitian Creole), Haïti (Fransesa)
• Israel: ישראל "yisra'él" (Ivrisa)
• Jamaica: Jumieka (Jamaican Patois), Jamaica (Englisa)
• Jordan: الأردن "al-ʾUrdunn" (Arabisa)
• Kiribati: Kiribati (Gilbertese, Englisa)
• Kuwait: الكويت "al-Kuwait" (Arabisa)
• Laos: ລາວ "Lāo" (Lao)
• Lebanon: لبنان‎ "Lubnān" (Arabisa)
• Lesotho: Lesotho (Sotho, Englisa)
• *Lie

I would have a daughter

But Bill kept the Windows

True story; it even happened last night. My 5-year-old son walks up behind me and out of the blue says, "hey."

I turn to him and say, "yeah, kiddo? What's up?"

He responds, "it's dead grass."

I'm really confused and trying to figure out what's wrong and what he wants from me. "What? There's dead grass? What's wrong with that?"

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He says, totally straight-faced, "hay is dead grass," and runs off.

The funeral director was asking us what we think Mum should wear in her casket.

Mum always loved to wear sarongs (fabric wraps that go around the torso and drape downward a bit like a long skirt would), so my uncle suggested that she wear a sarong in there.

The funeral director looked a bit confused, as did some of our family members, to which my uncle added:

"What's sarong with that?"

I started laughing like an idiot. He was proud of it too. The funeral director was rather shocked. We assured her, and our more proper relatives, that Mum would've absolutely loved the joke (which is very true).

His delivery was perfect. I'll never forget the risk he took. We sometimes recall the moment as a way help cushion the blows of the grieving process.

--Edit-- I appreciate the condolences. I'm doing well and the worst is behind me and my family. But thanks :)

--Edit-- Massive thanks for all the awards and kind words. And the puns! Love 'em.

And then you will all be sorry.

No it doesn't.

Now it’s syncing.

He replied, "Well, stop going to those places then!"

I will find you. You have my Word.

She said how do you know he was headed to work?

“thank you for your cervix.”

Made me smile

Mods said I'm a cereal reposter...

But now I stand corrected.

Wait. Sorry, wrong sub.

Theoretical Fizz-ics

Because you can’t ‘C’ in the dark

I said, “That makes two of us.”

so I had to ground him.

He's doing better currently.

And conducting himself properly.

Me: Can we change the subject?

My wife: Okay. More chores around the house need to be done by you.

Who buys gummy worms hoping they’d taste as close to real worms as possible?

He's currently assembling his cabinet.

Big deal. I have had a Canon printer for years.

Because it'll blow his cover

That's when I realised I was playing the Bee side.