Seems I just can’t get a reaction.
it's basically AD4k
We're called Bone Spurs and Harmony.
(Edit, a typo)
It's AD4K
I can't tell you how upset I am..
But I haven’t sold one of them yet.
So I remind myself..you have to play the hand that you were dealt.
...for selling a phony immortality elixir.
Once in 1885, again in 1922, a third time in 1964, another time in December 2021...
You wake up.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of donkeys, goats and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."
Gunfire and explosions are raining down on the group of potatoes until it's only the sergeant on his radio and a couple of others standing over the crispy skins of their fallen comrades. The General's voice suddenly blares from the radio...
"Sergeant, come in! What is your status, are the routes safe?"
"NO SIR, THE ROOTS ARE NOT SAFE - AND WE'RE DROPPING LIKE FRIES!"
Taken 4 granted.
He believed everyone should have access to a public Defender.
What is it? Oh, beehive!
We are going ..through a midwife crisis.
He wrote a song about her called J-J-Jenny and the Bets.
They charged me with attempted murder.
They couldn’t find un ouef
Don't worry I have an Epipun!
Get well soon.
Their price was through the roof
My dad yelled, "Now that's what I call a receding hare line!"
Its days are numbered
Doctors describe his condition as stable.
I prefer the ladder.
It came as a shock.
Don’t worry though, we’ll bounce back from this!
My daughter (9) was putting on a puppet show for us when my son (11) walked in and interrupted saying: “I’m bored”
The puppet turned to him and said: “Hi bored. I’m Bear Bear.”
It turns out I'm just naan responsive.
They said it was grounds for termination.
My wife says that it’s all in my head
"Do you sell flop, flops?"
I’m clean now.
They call this the con sequence of their actions.
And there he comes to the old woman:
— Your ticket.
"Sweethart, I’m sorry, I must have lost it!” the old woman replies, rummaging through her bag. The man grabs the old woman and throws her out the window. She falls and is crushed to death. At the trial, the man is sentenced to death in the electric chair.
— Your last wish.
— You know, I really want to eat a banana.
A man eats a banana brought to him. The leader of the execution turns on the current - the man does not die. The switch is pulled a second time, the third - no effect. According to the law, the defendant must be released. After some time, the man again gets a job as a train conductor. Checks tickets, and then a young girl approaches:
— Your ticket.
— You know, I'm leaving on the next stop ...
A man grabs a girl and throws her out of the train, the girl falls and dies.
Again the court, the death sentence. Before the execution, the electric chair is checked several times - it works fine. They put the man down.
— Your last wish.
— You know, I really want to eat a banana.
A man eats a banana brought to him.
The leader of the execution turns on the electricity - the man does not die. Turns it on again and it doesn't work. Once again, it's all to no use. The man is getting released once again. One of the guards comes up to the him and quietly asks:
“Look, I won’t tell anyone, but I’m still very interested. Tell me why, after eating a banana, you are not afraid of the electric chair?"
— I have loved bananas since childhood. Why I am not dying? I don't know.
Maybe I'm just a bad conductor?
I take the bus to work
I had to work at half celery
I gave up after several weeks of back-to-back cancel Asians.
Police are currently searching for the individuals that kermit-ed this crime.
They..need to be charged.
Nothing, it just gave a little whine.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument, and neither wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules and pigs, the wife sarcastically asked, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the husband replied, "In-laws."
