Need customer service puns
I'm looking for anything pun wise or clever in the area of customer service. Like "Minimum Rage" but something else.
My friend quit his job with an online taxi service.
I used to run a dating service for chickens
But I was struggling to make hens meet
I was thinking about being an internet service provider
But I don’t have those kinds of connections.
Why is it better to go to places that doesn't have it posted "No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service"?
Cause the other places are always clothed....
I took my car in for a service today.
It was quite a struggle dragging it up the stairs and into the church.
I signed up for this new subscription service where I receive new tires on a regular basis
What is a subscription only service for bakers?
The postal service is sexist...
All they care about mail.
I hear the prison service is debating teaching poetry to convicts.
There are allot of prose and cons.
Why can't you get good cell service in a cemetery?
Because it's a dead zone.
What gift would you buy a retiring prostitute?
My Hoover was running perfectly but I took it in for service anyway.
Everyone kept telling me to get my vac seen.
I am starting a new donut delivery service that specializes in deliveries to crime scenes.
It’s called second responders.
why do vain people use the self service isle at the supermarket?
Because they like checking themselves out.
The recruiter told me the pay starts at $40k, but can go up to $80k later
Why did the bee not want to talk about his time in the Russian security service?
Because he was a cagey bee
Did you hear about the snake who started a funeral service just for couples?
Hooters is starting a home delivery service.
Did you hear Tom Cruise has a new food delivery service?
Did you hear about the robbery at the dry cleaning service?
A clothes hanger held up a shirt.
What do you call the people who only love Hulu, and no other streaming service?
The Hulucination
(Get it, because they don't exist!)
What would Wonder Woman and Spider-Man name their business?
What is a cannibal's favorite meal delivery service?
You can now order human parts online, great and quick service
The seller was de-livered soon after my order
What do you call a mail service that charges you?
I applied to a customer service position at a light bulb company...
In the cover letter I wrote that I was looking forward to brightening everyone's day.
What should an instant coke delivery service be called?
Following McDonalds example, all the streaming services have cut off their Russian subscribers
Locals in Moscow can now only watch Nyetflix
There are only two streaming services.
What service to Canadians use for road side assistance?
Eh,eh,eh or Triple Eh as some of us call it.
Thanks, dads.
My father recently passed away and his services were yesterday. I brought a jar of dad jokes and left it out for a “Dad jokes: take one / leave one” thank you all for some amazing content to brighten an otherwise difficult day. I got some good exchanges and saw many people passing around their little slips of paper followed but the smirk, the eye roll, the confusion, and eventually a smile.
What's the most popular food delivery service in Ireland?
I recently founded a dating service for the elderly...
It's called Carbon Dating
Did you hear about the movie streaming service in Russia that shut down because nobody watched it?
I’m thinking about getting a service dog.
Do they work better on AT&T or Verizon?
I took my car in for a service last sunday.
It was a hard job getting it through the Church door
I just called GameStop Customer Service...
They asked me to please Hold. 💎🤲
A friend of mine couldn't take it anymore and sold a part of his fruit delivery service.
It was literally driving him bananas.
I accidentally gave my wife a glue stick instead of her lipstick
She still isn’t talking to me.
Infinity Ward is making a game titled "Call of". it's about soldiers returning home after their term of service has ended. It's less expensive than other I.W. games...
Have you heard about the knight who always added extra fees for his services?
*Important* Public Announcement Service To Everyone
If anyone gets a private message from me about canned meat, don't open it.
It's SPAM.
Took the car for a service yesterday
Went to a specialist garage for Mini Cooper's heavy as they had good reviews.
This morning my girlfriend was asking about it and said: 'Were they Mini specialists?'
Proud with how quickly I came back with:
Nope, just regular sized actually!'
I used to run a dating service for chickens.
But I was struggling to make hens meet.
Took my car in for a service today.
It was a real struggle dragging it up the stairs and into the church.
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