If justice was served hot, it would be justwater.
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If justice is a dish best served cold, then what is it served hot?

Juststeam

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What food is served hot but is always cold

Chili

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This guy is serving hot dogs and dad-jokes

It's late at night and me and some friends went to get some hot dogs. There's a group of girls in there complaining that they lost their phone. One of the girls says to the guy taking orders

"Can you call me a cab?"

"You're a cab. Now what?"

Everyone else was laughing except for the people who wanted a cab.

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My professor (who is, indeed, a dad) told me this this QUALITY joke.

A man in Australia took a train to the town of Mercy, where he heard there was a coffee shop that served drinks named after Australian animals. When he arrived, he decided to try the Koala Tea. He received his order quickly, which turned out to basically be a cup of hot water filled with whole eucalyptus leaves.

The man asked the barista, "Excuse me, there seems to be a lot of loose leaves in my tea."

The barista replied, "Yes, sir, the Koala Tea of Mercy is not strained."

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Dad joked my gf at a chineese restaurant today.

Our very hot Wonton soup was served to us and we both recoiled at the first sip because it nearly burned our mouths.

Gf: This soup is really hot.

Me ::wicked smile:: Would you say it was Soup-er hot?

Groans were had and for the fifty millionth time, she threatened to leave me with a smile on her face.

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Justice is a dish best served cold

If it were served warm it would be justwater.

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👤︎ u/VVIIVVI
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Justice is a dish best served cold, if it were served warm jt would be justwater.
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👤︎ u/domadomdom
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Justice is a dish best served cold, if it were served warm it would be justwater
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