I’m making a new documentary series on how to fly an airplane
We are currently filming the pilot
I’ve been watching the John Wayne Gacy documentary series on Peacock. Really creepy and fascinating. Surprisingly, despite being a cannibal murderer, he was a stickler for etiquette.
Anyone who arrived late to one of his dinner parties received a cold shoulder.
I was trying come up with a series of jokes about Legos
But I never managed to put a set together.
This is a series of dad jokes that all relate to each other and form a dad joke story so bear with me.
How do you kill a blue elephant?
(How?)
With a blue elephant gun.
How you you kill a pink elephant?
(With a pink elephant gun?)
No, you hold its trunk til it turns blue then shoot it with the blue elephant gun
Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
(No clue...?)
So they can hide in cherry trees
Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
(Of course not)
Then clearly it works
I've been writing a series of books about decibels...
I'm currently on volume 5
Whats the name of a crime series filmed on a sunny japanese island?
Disney decided to make a whole series about Amanda
I have been accused of writing a long series of messages about the song "I'm Too Sexy"
But I would like to reassure everyone that I did not write said thread.
I was watching a series about crushed tomatoes but I fell asleep.
Now I have to ketchup.
edit: my boyfriend is incredibly proud of his joke so this became my first reddit post
I've been doing a series of 'misinterpreted song lyrics', I think most of them would fit here...
The Star Wars series is coming out with a female villain
She'll be able to use the force to raise and lower things.
Her name will be Ella Vader
What is a dancer's favorite video game series?
Had an idea for a Netflix series that examines items belonging to other people:
I’m developing a comic series, and I need a short pun as the title.
This is about a school janitor who murders children at the school he works at, and I’m looking for either a pun about cleaning or a pun that can somehow tie in murder/violence with cleaning in some way. Strange request, I know.
They should make a film series about a guy who uses candles as weapons.
A punny take on the coronavirus situation using movies/tv series as puns
The company Volkswagon has said that they will release a new series of cars that use electricity.
They decided to call it, Voltswagon.
I've never lost a World Series finals.
Never lost a boxing match against Muhammed Ali either. Also never lost a single game in the NBA Finale.
I was watching a series of increasingly funny cow videos, and even though CowVid#18 was hilarious...
...I just couldn't bring myself to watch the next one. I just had this vague sense that something bad was going to happen.
A comic series my friend is making about a mustachioed private detective, Jim Velvet and his bumbling partner Humphrey
I friend told me that the Lord of the Rings was a terrible series
I said "you don't know what you're Tolkien about."
When a book series is so good that they make it into an audio book...
It really speaks volumes.
My wife told me that a sci-fi horror series centered around geek culture could never make it big in the public sphere.
But I've seen stranger things.
Just started watching a series about anxiety...
Can't wait to see Xanax episode
What do you call a series of short strokes induced by consuming pizza?
Me: You really need to watch “A series of unfortunate events.”
Her: Ok. Let me take out the wedding video.
I’m working on a whole series of these
The news was showing a series of major fires all within close proximity to each other...
... my fiancée said "It's probably arson." I retort with "Our son would never do that!"
Its a wonder she's marrying me.
My son just pitched a perfect game in the Little League World Series!
The game was a classic, "threw" and "threw"!
Here is a series of increasingly terrible math puns.
What kind of math do birds use?
Owl-gebra
What kind of math does a farmer use?
Cow-culus
What kind of math should you avoid if you have carpal tunnel?
A-wrist-metic
Which mathematical process would you use to find the total amount of chinaware you have?
Ad-dish-on
Which mathematical process would be most commonly found in a 1950's style diner?
Malt-iplication
If one runner on team injured her leg, how would you find out how many can still run?
Sub-track-tion
The National Security Agency has intercepted a series of credible threats against Santa.
They have asked for help from the Department of Ho Ho Homeland security.
Binge-watching a few Netflix series with my wife this weekend, when I noticed the same actor had been in all of them...
Man, that Skip Intro guy get's a lot of work!
NBC is developing a TV series called Avoidable Airline Tragedies.
They just shot the pilot.
What do you call a rebooted series based on Dracula?
They're creating a biography series of famous race horses
They're calling it 'Hooves Who'.
Did you know that when the Stanley Cup was first made, a series of absurd miscommunications resulted in it being mistakenly engraved with the image of a feline anus?
It was a huge catastrophe.
I'm making a new documentary series about how to fly an airplane.
We're currently filming the pilot.
I'm making a new documentary series on how to fly an aeroplane
We're currently filming the pilot
I’m making a series documentary on how to fly a plane
We’re currently filming the pilot
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