I’m making a new documentary series on how to fly an airplane

We are currently filming the pilot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pathrado
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2021
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I’ve been watching the John Wayne Gacy documentary series on Peacock. Really creepy and fascinating. Surprisingly, despite being a cannibal murderer, he was a stickler for etiquette.

Anyone who arrived late to one of his dinner parties received a cold shoulder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jalfredproofrock
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2021
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I was trying come up with a series of jokes about Legos

But I never managed to put a set together.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jprime84
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2021
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This is a series of dad jokes that all relate to each other and form a dad joke story so bear with me.

How do you kill a blue elephant? (How?) With a blue elephant gun.

How you you kill a pink elephant? (With a pink elephant gun?) No, you hold its trunk til it turns blue then shoot it with the blue elephant gun

Why do elephants paint their toenails red? (No clue...?) So they can hide in cherry trees

Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? (Of course not) Then clearly it works

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kriskidd21
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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I've been writing a series of books about decibels...

I'm currently on volume 5

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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Whats the name of a crime series filmed on a sunny japanese island?

Kawaii five-o

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrcarrot9
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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Disney decided to make a whole series about Amanda

Amanda Lorian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/luispe94
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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I have been accused of writing a long series of messages about the song "I'm Too Sexy"

But I would like to reassure everyone that I did not write said thread.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stoatwobbler
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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I was watching a series about crushed tomatoes but I fell asleep.

Now I have to ketchup.

edit: my boyfriend is incredibly proud of his joke so this became my first reddit post

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_misstntx
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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I've been doing a series of 'misinterpreted song lyrics', I think most of them would fit here...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThoseAreHotdogs
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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The Star Wars series is coming out with a female villain

She'll be able to use the force to raise and lower things.

Her name will be Ella Vader

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πŸ‘€︎ u/akamark
πŸ“…︎ Feb 29 2020
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What is a dancer's favorite video game series?

Command and Conga

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Had an idea for a Netflix series that examines items belonging to other people:

"Strangers' Things"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pj566
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2020
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I’m developing a comic series, and I need a short pun as the title.

This is about a school janitor who murders children at the school he works at, and I’m looking for either a pun about cleaning or a pun that can somehow tie in murder/violence with cleaning in some way. Strange request, I know.

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They should make a film series about a guy who uses candles as weapons.

Call it John Wick.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rhodesrugger
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2020
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A punny take on the coronavirus situation using movies/tv series as puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Viv3K_Banerjee
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
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The company Volkswagon has said that they will release a new series of cars that use electricity.

They decided to call it, Voltswagon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SleepyCrow07
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2020
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I've never lost a World Series finals.

Never lost a boxing match against Muhammed Ali either. Also never lost a single game in the NBA Finale.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/julesvdz
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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I was watching a series of increasingly funny cow videos, and even though CowVid#18 was hilarious...

...I just couldn't bring myself to watch the next one. I just had this vague sense that something bad was going to happen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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A comic series my friend is making about a mustachioed private detective, Jim Velvet and his bumbling partner Humphrey
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rezikmon
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2020
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I friend told me that the Lord of the Rings was a terrible series

I said "you don't know what you're Tolkien about."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SilentTempestLord
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2020
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When a book series is so good that they make it into an audio book...

It really speaks volumes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/attanai
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2019
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My wife told me that a sci-fi horror series centered around geek culture could never make it big in the public sphere.

But I've seen stranger things.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maimonides_vii
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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Just started watching a series about anxiety...

Can't wait to see Xanax episode

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2020
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What do you call a series of short strokes induced by consuming pizza?

Little Seizures

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Im_a_dum_bum
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2019
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Me: You really need to watch β€œA series of unfortunate events.”

Her: Ok. Let me take out the wedding video.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2018
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I’m working on a whole series of these
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBricmont
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2018
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NWAR - A pun-filled "Airplane!"-style detective series youtube.com/watch?v=DCc86…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/danmarkowitz
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2019
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The news was showing a series of major fires all within close proximity to each other...

... my fiancΓ©e said "It's probably arson." I retort with "Our son would never do that!"

Its a wonder she's marrying me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/She_Likes_Cloth
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2015
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My son just pitched a perfect game in the Little League World Series!

The game was a classic, "threw" and "threw"!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2019
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Here is a series of increasingly terrible math puns.

What kind of math do birds use?

Owl-gebra

What kind of math does a farmer use?

Cow-culus

What kind of math should you avoid if you have carpal tunnel?

A-wrist-metic

Which mathematical process would you use to find the total amount of chinaware you have?

Ad-dish-on

Which mathematical process would be most commonly found in a 1950's style diner?

Malt-iplication

If one runner on team injured her leg, how would you find out how many can still run?

Sub-track-tion

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SkipperXIV
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2015
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The National Security Agency has intercepted a series of credible threats against Santa.

They have asked for help from the Department of Ho Ho Homeland security.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drwheatie
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2018
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Binge-watching a few Netflix series with my wife this weekend, when I noticed the same actor had been in all of them...

Man, that Skip Intro guy get's a lot of work!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Socrates_Johnson
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2018
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A Well-crafted Series of Knock Knock Jokes youtu.be/C_YKlNzJuRg?t=46…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Goofwright
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2017
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NBC is developing a TV series called Avoidable Airline Tragedies.

They just shot the pilot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2018
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What do you call a rebooted series based on Dracula?

A revamp

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They're creating a biography series of famous race horses

They're calling it 'Hooves Who'.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lenzar86
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2018
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A comic series that's all puns smugcloud.tumblr.com/
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πŸ‘€︎ u/accursedCursive
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2017
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Did you know that when the Stanley Cup was first made, a series of absurd miscommunications resulted in it being mistakenly engraved with the image of a feline anus?

It was a huge catastrophe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Case_Ace
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2017
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For my cake day, I present a series of hand lettered cards I've been working on. imgur.com/gallery/RIC8C
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thfemale
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2013
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I'm making a new documentary series about how to fly an airplane.

We're currently filming the pilot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pressplaytorecord
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2021
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I'm making a new documentary series on how to fly an aeroplane

We're currently filming the pilot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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I’m making a series documentary on how to fly a plane

We’re currently filming the pilot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rjaramillo96
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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