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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/LGBTerrific
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 21 2013
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I got fired from my job as a printer in a business making Calanders.

All I did was taking a day off in September

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/berkleysquare
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WE GET IT! SEPTEMBER'S OVER! GREEN DAY! YADA YADA

Every year . . .

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/xwhy
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My wife called me at work and said โ€œitโ€™s time, the baby is comingโ€

I said thatโ€™s impossible, Labor Day is in September!

(New dad of a 3 week old, trying to step into my new role)

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Stairsmaster
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Fathers Day dad joke

In Australia Fathers Day is on the 1st of September. It was a really nice day for Fathers Day where I live, the weather was perfect so this afternoon we were sitting outside in the sun in our backyard which faces a river. A boat went past and we could hear a big dinging noise going on and on, like something metal tied to a cord was flapping around in the wind and banging something else metal.

Dad pipes up, "God, if I was that guy in the boat and had to listen to that every time I took it out I'd go crazy! I'd probably even keel over!"

Happy Fathers day Dad :)

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/hodgkinsonable
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