I just got dad joked by my stern ex drill sergeant grandfather.

Some background, this man never makes jokes and never laughs. I'm doing some car work and he calls me and I go with 'Hey I'll call you later' he replies 'Don't call me later, call me grandpa' didn't even laugh just made the joke then hung up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/N64GC
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2015
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Just got done with a four hour weapons drill in the sun

Senior Chief: I forgot to put on sun lotion, I look like a raddish.

Me: Then, after all that yelling, are you a hoarse raddish?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rosemourne
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2015
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