Senior Centers Puns

A list of puns related to "Senior Centers"

So Dad is getting older and senile and always doing crazy sh1t and we decided to sell the house and put him in a senior center. I came home last night and found an alligator in a cardigan on the kitchen floor. I said dammit Dad! WTH! This crazy stuff is why we are selling the house!

He says "I know, this is the home in-vest-i-gator."

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👤︎ u/namocaw
📅︎ Aug 10 2021
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I am terrified of elevators . . .

And I am taking steps to avoid them. The senior center in my hometown puts a new Dad - maybe Grampa ? - joke on the sign out front every week so I can't take credit for this one but it is still pretty funny.

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👤︎ u/mlcook7375
📅︎ Jan 09 2022
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My dad just posted an epic dadjoke on Facebook

I'm thinking of opening a shopping center which specializes in only the stores you can never seem to find when you want them. For instance:

  • New Navy
  • Half Foods
  • Over Armor
  • Paper Clips
  • 49 Cent Store
  • Seniors R Us (really old stuff like antiques)
  • Tom & Harry's Sporting Goods
  • Pier 99 Exports
  • Yankee Light Bulb
  • O.M.G. Monday's
  • Due Pizza (It's Italian, not Spanish)
  • Rhode Island Closets (they are very small)
  • Open Space (think about it)
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👤︎ u/BlahBlahNyborg
📅︎ Jul 20 2015
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