3 Hilarious Senior Centers Puns

So Dad is getting older and senile and always doing crazy sh1t and we decided to sell the house and put him in a senior center. I came home last night and found an alligator in a cardigan on the kitchen floor. I said dammit Dad! WTH! This crazy stuff is why we are selling the house!

He says "I know, this is the home in-vest-i-gator."

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👤︎ u/namocaw

📅︎ Aug 10 2021

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I am terrified of elevators . . .

And I am taking steps to avoid them. The senior center in my hometown puts a new Dad - maybe Grampa ? - joke on the sign out front every week so I can't take credit for this one but it is still pretty funny.

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👤︎ u/mlcook7375

📅︎ Jan 09 2022

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My dad just posted an epic dadjoke on Facebook

I'm thinking of opening a shopping center which specializes in only the stores you can never seem to find when you want them. For instance:

New Navy
Half Foods
Over Armor
Paper Clips
49 Cent Store
Seniors R Us (really old stuff like antiques)
Tom & Harry's Sporting Goods
Pier 99 Exports
Yankee Light Bulb
O.M.G. Monday's
Due Pizza (It's Italian, not Spanish)
Rhode Island Closets (they are very small)
Open Space (think about it)

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👤︎ u/BlahBlahNyborg

📅︎ Jul 20 2015

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