Self Centered Puns

A list of puns related to "Self Centered"

Why are memes so self-centered?

Because they are all about me me...

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👤︎ u/OtsuKotsu
📅︎ Apr 16 2021
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People say I'm self centered...

But that's enough about them

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👤︎ u/ToasterTwit
📅︎ Mar 02 2021
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My self-centered friend ordered a sculpture of his face, but later realized he couldn't afford the bill.

He really got a head of himself.

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👤︎ u/FinalCaveat
📅︎ Oct 29 2020
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What do you call a self-centered criminal going down a flight of stairs?

A condescending con descending

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👤︎ u/_Sheev
📅︎ Dec 04 2018
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What’s the most self centered fish?

A sailfish.

My 4 yr old daughter told me this joke. She’s a better dad joker than I am. So proud of her.

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👤︎ u/upstom
📅︎ Feb 12 2019
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Urologists are the most self centered doctors;

they're all about number one.

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👤︎ u/Bart-O-Kavanaugh
📅︎ Feb 02 2019
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I love donuts

They're not self centered.

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👤︎ u/Dzaster1984
📅︎ Jan 25 2020
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The donut is very humble.

You can say that it isn’t self centered

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👤︎ u/Grassblox311
📅︎ Oct 10 2017
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People call me self centered

But that's enough about them

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👤︎ u/where_is_the_toaster
📅︎ Jan 12 2021
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Memes are so self-centered
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👤︎ u/garboooge
📅︎ Sep 16 2019
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