Self Assured Puns

A list of puns related to "Self Assured"

No wonder all my baked potatoes are so self-assured upsidedowngrin.com/collec…
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👤︎ u/upsidedowngrincom
📅︎ May 10 2015
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I've been having some separation anxiety recently, and my Jamaican psychiatrist recommended that I bend an old pen around my finger as an exercise in self-assurance

Worked like a charm, I really feel like I am in de pen dent

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👤︎ u/MrOontzOontz
📅︎ Oct 22 2018
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My dad ordered a burger yesterday....

Waiter: How would you like your burger sir? dad: cooked (self assuring chuckle)

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👤︎ u/wiebs
📅︎ Oct 06 2013
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