Self Absorbed Puns

A list of puns related to "Self Absorbed"

What is SpongeBob’s least desirable personality trait?

He’s too self absorbed.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Apr 04 2020
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I once knew an arrogant sponge

He was very self absorbed

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👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
📅︎ May 14 2020
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Why are urologists selfish?

Because they're all about number one.

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👤︎ u/k-smackerel
📅︎ Aug 21 2015
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Why was the sponge so rude?

Because it was so self-absorbed!

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👤︎ u/andye2801
📅︎ May 19 2019
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Overheard a lady tell her friend she was looking for a guy like the Brawny Man.

I interjected and told her he seemed self-absorbed.

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👤︎ u/NotMyFaultImMoody
📅︎ Sep 11 2018
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My costume is a bunch of sponges pinned to my shirt

I’m self absorbed

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👤︎ u/topderp1
📅︎ Oct 29 2017
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