Interviewer: "I see there's a four year gap on your resume. What were you doing then?" Me: "I went to Yale in 2010" Interviewer: "Impressive! You're hired"
Me: "Thanks. I really need this yob"
I see what you did there reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
People only trust high ranking navy sailors. for instance there's Captain Morgan rum, Captain crunch cereal.... You never see seamen crunch!
Hey son, you see that silo over there? A man died there once.
He was trying to find a corner to pee in.
“Son, do you see the 1989 calendar over there?”
“Yes.” “Don’t you think it’s a bit dated?”
I see what you did there... v.redd.it/kkovf70gcn211
You know when you see birds flying together in a “V” shape there’s always one side of the V that’s longer. Do you know why that is?
There’s more birds on that side.
I see what you did there.... imgur.com/a/Y2C97
I see what you did there Dartmoor... imgur.com/PnUsUWP
I see what you did there, Disney [repost from r/punny] imgur.com/gallery/HyYKl8B
I see what you did there [X-post r/funny] imgur.com/pVbtKkL
You know when you see a picture of a fish, there's always another fish right next to it?
It's there for scale.
