Big thank you to everyone that came and helped me celebrate my birthday in style! Especially grateful for these friends of mine that not only helped me set up the game, but also got into the spirit of things sporting security gear and bad jokes! reddit.com/gallery/in8tf9
We all hear about scams where they ask for your social security number and we make jokes about it, but if we were to get someone’s social security number most of us wouldn’t have a clue what to do with it.
Popular comedian temporarily leaves Russia for security reasons after police opened investigation into performance in which he made off-color jokes about Virgin Mary and Jesus — laws make it illegal to insult feelings of religious believers and affront authorities online. “I’m very frightened..." reuters.com/article/us-ru…
Butter makes a good joke, 80% of butters get the joke & have a laugh... remaining 20% argue security through obscurity is real and storing a private key in Minecraft is sufficiently secure
In 2011, a special group of lawmakers and White House officials called literally folks, not a joke the Biden Committee tried to cut Social Security. Biden admits he argued for a social security benefits freeze:That was 20 years ago.Then lies and says Bernie hasn’t been consistent on social security. twitter.com/ryangrim/stat…
In 2011, a special group of lawmakers and White House officials called literally folks, not a joke the Biden Committee tried to cut Social Security. Biden admits he argued for a social security benefits freeze:That was 20 years ago.Then lies and says Bernie hasn’t been consistent on social security. twitter.com/ryangrim/stat…
In 2011, a special group of lawmakers and White House officials called literally folks, not a joke the Biden Committee tried to cut Social Security. Biden admits he argued for a social security benefits freeze:That was 20 years ago.Then lies and says Bernie hasn’t been consistent on social security. twitter.com/ryangrim/stat…
In 2011, a special group of lawmakers and White House officials called literally folks, not a joke the Biden Committee tried to cut Social Security. Biden admits he argued for a social security benefits freeze:That was 20 years ago.Then lies and says Bernie hasn’t been consistent on social security. twitter.com/ryangrim/stat…
In 2011, a special group of lawmakers and White House officials called literally folks, not a joke the Biden Committee tried to cut Social Security. Biden admits he argued for a social security benefits freeze:That was 20 years ago.Then lies and says Bernie hasn’t been consistent on social security. twitter.com/ryangrim/stat…
Now the bridge of the Republic despite the interruption of the net and despite the war and seriousness is still hope for a smile. iraqis cracking jokes at the security forces on jumhuria bridge. twitter.com/giU0SfbsbiFro…
Security is a joke and the entry lines are too long.
I'm really annoyed that the line to get into the con is absurdly long and then once I got to the entrance I didn't even get searched even tho I had a bag that could've hidden something.
If your security is going to be this bad, get rid of them so lines can become manageable again.
Ankle Monitors are a HUGE False Sense if Security! What a fucking JOKE to think one will stop Lori.
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.brookings.edu/blog/techtank/2017/09/21/decades-later-electronic-monitoring-of-offenders-is-still-prone-to-failure/amp/
I told a joke to a Japanese guy earlier about Sodium and Nickel...
He didn't get it though, so he just said "NaNi?!"
Hope this does fit this sub. While studying net security, jokes on you Bob.
Hidden "hello" if my wife checks the security camera. Endangering our safety. That's how serious i am about jokes
[Hoch] No joke - Yankees security is inspecting the field, apparently looking for Aaron Judge's tooth. twitter.com/BryanHoch/sta…
After working security for years I’ve found the “he’s stealing get him” jokes to be a little annoying after a while. What jokes/comments are you tired of hearing at work?
I was checking out at the grocery store today and the bagger was holding my stuff over the shopping cart and asked: “sir, would you like to go out with the cart?”. To which I replied “oh, no thanks I’m actually married”. My poor son looked mortified. Dad joke status ACHIEVED.
Security is no joke at club quarantine imgur.com/a/apgMnUP
The more someone is secure and ok about their sexuality, the more they are able to joke about it.
Head of The U.S. National Security Council causes uproar by telling a joke about jews (It's really funny) - A member of the Taliban is dying of thirst in the desert. He finds a Jewish merchant’s stall and asks him for some water" -----) Read the rest of the joke here. watchingamerica.com/News/…
TIL most Redditors have no clue whatsoever what actually goes on at maximum security prisons. And love making stupid jokes. reddit.com/r/IAmA/comment…
Canada as a national security threat to the US is my new favourite joke cbc.ca/news/politics/trum…
My 10 year old came in with a piece of paper and said “Dad, I’ve got a joke for you.”
Then she ripped it in half and said, “Never mind, it’s tearable.”
I feel like I’ve succeeded as a dad.
“Jokes on him, I’ve never been secure in my life! And I’m not about to start now!” Meme Template
The Motley Fool: Here's Why Social Security's 2.8% "Raise" in 2019 Is a Joke news.google.com/articles/…
Last time I traveled abroad airport security made a hilarious joke about my passport
I mean I had to hand it to them
Security is a bit of a joke
Me and a friend arrive early (6:50am) today (7th August). There was absolutely no queue and we went straight through security. They looked in bumbags (barely) and he a little rummage through our main cases. we easily got over a litre of vodka in each and could have got loads more in if we had known. We hid it in our tent bags and sleeping bags and they were none the wiser. I honestly wouldn’t stress too much about it especially if you arrive early. Can’t say much for the afternoon
I have a joke about social security...
You probably won't get it...
We’re in for a treat bois. Jokes aside make sure you’re always using adequate security measures on free open wifi reddit.com/r/stocks/comme…
"Security Guards Did Not Want To Greet Chelsea Player Diego Costa with A Handshake!" I hope this is a joke! youtube.com/watch?v=nrA4p…
