A list of puns related to "Scottish Cant"
So we were having a family dinner, and my cousin didn't eat one of her pieces of chicken (she said she was full). She then jumped at the mention of pudding. So, I put on my best Scottish accent, and said to her: "IF YA DON'T EAT YER MEAT, YA CAN'T HAVE ANY PUDDING! HOW CAN YA HAVE ANY PUDDING IF YOU DON'T EAT YER MEAT?!"
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