Haven't heard from him since
l'm just proud my daughter still thinks of me as her best friend!
I think that’s just nuts
"You're grounded!"
I replied, "Does she cry a lot?"
Somebody I used to know.
So I told him, "If you want to be a good doctor, you'll need more patients."
Either way, he is cross training.
I said, “Remains to be seen.”
He’s bi satchel
He would design vehicles and stuff like no other.
One day he called me and said he had a very special design planned for his next vehicle.
So I asked him: "What's the big design you're working on?"
He said: "Its a secret. You'll find out later."
A few months later, he sends me a picture of this amazing motorbike that's entirely made of wood and nothing else. I called him back and told him I really liked it and if I could ride it.
He replied in a deep and depressing voice: "You can't I'm sorry. I threw it away."
I asked him why he threw away such a masterpiece he worked so hard to make.
He replied: "I tried everything..... But it just wooden start!"
I replied, "Yeah, I play a little guitar."
She's a fairy good friend.
He said "Iran"
Luckily no one was hurt.
When he first saw me he said "Look I'm wearing jeans today" and to that I said "You don't wear jeans you're born with them!"
I was so happy
Today, my friend Mia and I found out we had PreCalculus together and thus sat across from each other and began talking about our schedules while our teacher prepared the student contracts. (For reference, Mr. Waage is one of the music teachers in my school.)
Mia- "I have Waage three times in my schedule this year and two are back to back." Me- "What periods do you have him?" Mia- "0, 4th, and 5th period." Me- "Looks like you are getting maximum Waage."
Grunts and cringes ensued
I thought it was a bit harsh to hold a 6 year old back for 3 years.
Him: See ya, Dad!
His Dad: That's spanish for city!
I don't exactly remember what led up to it, but we were doing something that involved picking a lot of numbers
My friend said, "I don't know why I keep saying six. I would normally say eight. Today is just a really weird day for me."
To which I replied, "I have days like that too. I can rel-six"
Friend: "Ugh! I have so much homework tonight! And the worst part is that it's all in English!"
Me: "Thank goodness, because I was worried it would all be in Chinese, and then you couldn't do it."
We'll call them J. Me: So you're going to school for aviation next year, huh? Don't you need to take an eyesight and a colorblind test to do that? J: Yep! I took them the other day. Me: Alright, how did you do? J: I passed them with flying colors!
The groaning was "unstackable"!
