Sc.d. Puns

A list of puns related to "Sc.d."

My dad sent me this today: "All they're talking about on the news is the coronavirus. Nobody said anything about the damn coronapox!"

http://imgur.com/gallery/XgScS7E

👍︎ 42
💬︎
👤︎ u/Danhunter753
📅︎ Mar 14 2020
🚨︎ report
Megatron is ambushed by an Autobot trap. Messages Starscream for backup but gets no response...

Eventually, Starscream replies, "sorry I didn't get your message. I was in airplane mode"

👍︎ 5
💬︎
👤︎ u/GTA_Stuff
📅︎ Feb 09 2017
🚨︎ report
I'm turning into my dad.

My 8 year old cousin asked me whether I pronounce scone "sc-own" or "sc-on".

I said it depends. If I'm eating it it's sc-own, if I've finished it it's gone/sc-on.

When my dad got back from work he was asked the same question, and gave exactly the same response.

👍︎ 15
💬︎
👤︎ u/opc100
📅︎ Oct 16 2014
🚨︎ report
3 degrees below zero.

Zero Ph.D. M.D. B.Sc.

👍︎ 3
💬︎
👤︎ u/scarycloud
📅︎ Feb 29 2016
🚨︎ report
My dad on the road

Dad : "Hey look it's the smallest town in SC" The sign reads Micro, SC.

👍︎ 2
💬︎
👤︎ u/WahooKid86
📅︎ Sep 12 2014
🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.